| I’m the ficklest fucker in town
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| No fucker is more fickle around
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| When I’m low, I’m beneath the ground
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| Failing that, fuck all keeps the cabbage down
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| I’m a fervent finger-tapper to sound
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| If life was a barrel I’d drown
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| Take perspective of what’s around
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| And be a sucker for all eyes brown
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| I’m a human losing nonchalant snoozing, unable to finish owt bore
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| I’m a filthy lying death defying alcy in a church and more
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| No cabbage isn’t cooked in a couplet
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| Nor nurtured in a hamlet
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| Love and sex at the click of my fingers?
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| Clearly I did not understand it, plant
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| Adhere, withstand it
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| Coz the wind may change as you planned it
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| Believe the cabbage catastrophe
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| It bangs and it prangs through austerity
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| You wanna fight your own disease
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| Coz your mothers spread is on it’s knees
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| No worries chum you can feed my gums coz the rat race fumes are ours to breathe
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| Send us back to their motherland of le Chou
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| Le chou
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| Le chou
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| Le chou
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| Le chou
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| Le chou
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| Le chou
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| Le chou
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| Le chou
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| Le chou
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| Le chou
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| Le chou
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| Le chou
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| Well, I’m the ficklest fucker in town |