Lyrics of Pulec - Buty

Pulec (original)

Mam dlane, ktere nedokazou pohladit
Leda vyfackat anebo dat stulec
Od brachy dobre vim, jak mraveniste vycadit
A jak se dava pod kachlicku pulec
Vycadit — mozna
Ale chytit pulce za ocasek, to uz nikdo neumi
Klouze a vrti se
Vyplati se rukavice z gumy
Rukavice drsne jako jazyk nasi Micinky
Ta ma zase nejradeji mysi
Mysi, mysi, mysi, mysi, mysinky
Ona zavrni a ony slysi:
«Mysicko, mys
Pojd ke me bliz!
Nepujdu, kocourku, nebo me snis.»
Ale pujdes, ale pujdes, ty uz to vis
Zabij kocku, zabij kocku pse!
Chci se na to, chci se na to divat
Divat se, divat, divat se
Jak ti bude pod packama zpivat
A kdyz to prezije, kdyz to prezije
Tak te svazu, at ti ona oci vypije
A potom, a potom se omotam ostnatym dratem
A zastrcim do elektriky a z elektriky vyleti cert
A tomu ja se nejvic podobam
Mam dlane, ktere nedokazou pohladit
Leda vyfackat anebo dat stulec
Od brachy dobre vim, jak mraveniste vycadit
A jak se dava pod kachlicku pulec, PULEC

(translation)

I have hands that can't caress
Just slap or give a chair
My brother knows how to clean out anthills
And how to get a tadpole under the tile
Dump — possible
But no one can catch a tadpole by the tail
It slides and wiggles
A rubber glove pays off
Gloves as rough as our Mickey's tongue
She, in turn, prefers mice
Mice, mice, mice, mice, mice
She purrs and they hear:
«Mysica, mys
Come close to me!
I won't go, cat, or you'll eat me.»
But you're going, you're going, you already know
Kill the cube, kill the cube the dog!
I want to look at it, I want to wonder at it
Wonder, wonder, wonder
How it will sing under your paws
And when it survives, when it survives
So I'll tie you up and she'll drink your eyes out
And then, and then I wrap myself in barbed wire
And I plug it into the electrics and a cert flies out of the electrics
And that's what I'm most like
I have hands that can't caress
Just slap or give a chair
My brother knows how to clean out anthills
And how do you get a tadpole under the tile, TADPEL