| Buy my posthumous full-length
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| My colorfully packaged disembodied shriek
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| Converted to ring tones used in car ads
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| Sung by winged gnomes over the head of Dick Clark
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| Cover pages graced by the chiseled hard abs
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| Of this now charred slab of dead pop diva
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| Recreated as the head of Biz Mark
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| Spliced on top of Hello Kitty
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| On a virtual land mass with a hip-kink
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| It’s lip-synched to my song and committed to telecine
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| And the nothing left of me is left to bask in a camera flash
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| I’ve never been so successful 'till I died
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| And my label wished my heavenly chariot
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| Pre-board defunct
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| I didn’t die in a hail of gunfire
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| I died doing extreme sports at a resort
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| On a bungee cord on a ski jump
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| No need to ask how a dead rapper can be a label’s cash cow
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| They just record me months before on G-funk string chords
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| Add an R&B chorus
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| Hit a keyboard key to punch
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| Even though I’m dead
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| I was booked on a fortnight
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| To exhaust notes dressed like a cockroach
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| Now I’m cooked and ate with a fork and knife
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| As your reheated pop sensation
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| I’m framed under a caption reading «prog-rap»
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| And given open-handed god smacks
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| By partisan zealots who not only think I draft-dodged Iraq
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| But that my back catalog is wack
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| And for it I should be flogged and smacked
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| But little do they know I’m dead already
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| And their complaints are small and petty
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| My autopsy was broadcast and shot on a webcam
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| I’m a dead man with golden blood in my bedpan
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| But still my pop song climbs
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| And you can buy it when you shop online
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| Prop my lifeless body up next to the podium as I accept applause
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| I’m an award-winning dead dude
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| With a tour pending and a celebrity love interest
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| I signed a movie deal to play a starring role
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| The film crew doesn’t even suspect I’m dead
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| I’m your own martyr
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| I’m dead but don’t unplug my phone charger |