| Yeah yeah a-yeah a-yeah
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| Hey, let me talk to these people
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| Ey, I got the 20-something rap guy anthem right here in my hands y’all check it
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| out
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| It’s for you young buck, or old buck, or middle-aged buck
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| Whatever
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| You got a face like an imperiled vagina
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| You’re from a Carolina
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| Yet you spell your name with an umlaut and parentheses
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| You embody foot-in-mouth disease
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| So it’s right that you write a book about MCs
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| It’s like, cheers
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| Here’s To Us
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| And all the nothing that we promised to do
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| Here’s To Us
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| Who else is gonna be the son is with you
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| It’s clear enough
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| We’re near the cusp
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| Of a long-encompassing
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| Stroke of genius
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| I need you to leave
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| Peeves
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| We’ve had enough of your shit well should we help you?
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| Cuz I spit butane uh
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| Is it inhumane if I uh
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| Just get a few things
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| Yeah
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| I’m in stores with engorged grocery lists
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| I ain’t buying I’m scratching off my homies' shit
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| A weeknight’s a rewrite of Moby Dick
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| I sleep tight and dreaming hearing pre-flight safety tips
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| My room smells of steamed rice and baby shit
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| Cuz I’m consumed with what gets played through the cross fader
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| How ya mean I’m Lebron James of the Bronze Age
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| Renaissance nigga so I never learned to ball play
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| I missed a job in the views of movie sets
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| The vaporized weed with a jacuzzi jet
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| Cuz now I won’t be the spokes man and for booty sweat
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| And break character for school I’m an anti-socialite
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| On karaoke night I request Deep Purple
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| It makes my sacra complete though it’s a semi-circle
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| But the dance floor’s a class war dress rehearsal
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| I won’t stand for it
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| I’m sipping Merlot in the first row like, cheers
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| Oh!
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| My personal unemployment rate is cringeworthy
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| And my party don’t stop until about a six a thirty
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| In the morning I break it in the afternoons with my dick dirty
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| Knowing I’ll be dead and famous before I hit thirty
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| But if I studied I could have been a neurosurgeon
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| Instead me and my band are busy circle jerking
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| Squeezing out a stroke of genius for rights to our intellectual properties are
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| gonna need more subpoenas
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| They’re like
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| You should make a mixtape
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| You should make a sextape
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| For all the hater and bottlers that slept late
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| I’ll write a screenplay
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| Yeah, that’ll be the day
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| The musings of Tina Fey become a personal BofA
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| Oops
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| When I say cheesy shit the CD skips
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| My MP3s are 10cc's of pretense
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| So sing my praises with your teeth clenched
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| On smart phones that speak French
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| My songs are going for three pence
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| Sucker!
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| But you said you killed over a song
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| Now you write tunes that you need a vocoder on
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| I’m trying to retire to Boca Raton
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| And escape the business end of the popo’s baton
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| And like, cheers
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| This one’s for us
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| Not you
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| Even though we know you well
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| At least we did in the 90s
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| We don’t like you anymore
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| Yeah |