| My love jet was supposed to be fuel efficient
|
| But everybody knows that is just a boobish misprint
|
| On the brochure; |
| Oh sure, such a hubris is fit
|
| To procure your pure, yeah, prudish princess
|
| Back when I put my reproductive glands in a plaster cast
|
| Thinkin' that my Woody Woodpecker would always flabbergast
|
| But my head trouser snake is more like a pamper asp
|
| And I never had the candor to ask, «Am I really all that?"(Uh…)
|
| Way before I ever got to pinch the folds
|
| Of the hottest chicks, comic strips were like ninja scrolls
|
| And my heart was an iridescent listless cove
|
| Yeah, I’m echoing the rhetoric of pimpin' hoes
|
| From the homies sipping on a Michelob
|
| Yeah, fuck them niggas, they can all just lick my chode
|
| Because I speak in amorous whispers that wisp her lobe
|
| I said I speak in amorous whispers that wisp her lobe
|
| But in order for a lady to ever admit my bulge
|
| I need an entrance fee or an encryption code
|
| Should I start cookin' crack on the kitchen stove?
|
| Actin' like a superfly stupefied, wearing an Egyptian robe
|
| Or just join a swing band, get a wingman
|
| Maybe I can pull girls with the old pick-and-roll
|
| I need a beauty queen from movie scenes to kiss this toad
|
| Not my goofy schemes resulting in me getting a fist to the nose
|
| Hey, I make that fishy face, that kissy face
|
| When I’m throwin' «what ifs"at your puffed lips
|
| Hey, I make that fishy face, that kissy face
|
| When my sky’s beneath your shoes
|
| Don’t go, no, die slowly, cause we don’t get along no more
|
| And so I figured I could draft a piece of fiction
|
| While you were waiting for food at the pizza kitchen
|
| Just romanticize the idea of being grief-stricken
|
| Yeah, all grumpy and bummy and all fleabitten
|
| And now your sex drive is revved up within each piston
|
| I found the perfect way for a nigga to meet chickens
|
| I’m now the persnickety palindrome piecer
|
| Her fidgety xylophone seeker
|
| Suffering in a used car, FUBAR, with my teeth missin'
|
| And now I bone a range of after-party harlots
|
| Kickin' this old game like an Atari cartridge
|
| Just from freelancing with a socialist tribune, I get poon
|
| And give dick to who wants the goo gob
|
| And diss Lou Dobbs and Brit Hume like
|
| Smooches, kisses, smooches, kisses
|
| Smooches, kisses, smooches, kisses
|
| Smooches, kisses, smooches, kisses
|
| Smooches, kisses, smooches, smooches
|
| Hey, I make that fishy face, that kissy face
|
| When I’m throwin' «what ifs"at your puffed lips
|
| Hey, hey, hey, I make that fishy face, that kissy face
|
| When my sky’s beneath your shoes
|
| Come on now, no one thinks that real niggas love rappin' nerdy
|
| Or go to art exhibits and museums and view taxidermy
|
| So go date a slew of tax attorneys
|
| Who have logistically mapped their thirties
|
| But I put them fools on padded gurneys
|
| I hit it when your ass was fat and perky
|
| But now you look like a Susan Sarandon doll
|
| And I’m as volatile as a human cannon ball
|
| I still rap like it’s commentary for a horse race
|
| With the political impetus of John Kerry’s court case
|
| For a vote recount-I got O.G. |
| clout
|
| I tell hoes, «Peace out"when they become bitter Strawberry Shortcakes
|
| I move on, sleep on a futon arbitrarily in a storage space
|
| From now on I solemnly make a pledge
|
| To move her in just cause she’s great in bed
|
| And grate hearts up on a serrated edge
|
| And break a year lease
|
| While screamin' in your ear piece
|
| Hey, I make that fishy face, that kissy face
|
| When I’m throwin' «what ifs"at your puffed lips
|
| Hey, I make that fishy face, that kissy face
|
| When my sky’s beneath your shoes
|
| Don’t go, no, die slowly, cause we don’t get along no more
|
| Don’t go, no, die slowly, cause we don’t get along no more
|
| Don’t go, no, die slowly, cause we don’t get along no more
|
| Don’t go, no, die slowly, cause we don’t get along no more
|
| Don’t go, no, die slowly, cause we don’t get along no more
|
| Don’t go, no, die slowly, cause we don’t get along no more |