| Nocando:
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| Hey I don’t need no popper stoppers
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| Cause the money in the pop
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| Nocando, Busdriver
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| Busdriver:
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| Wait hold on though
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| Nocando:
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| Project Blowed
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| Busdriver:
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| Don’t say my name though
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| Nocando:
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| Poppin' P’s profusely
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| Busdriver:
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| I don’t want anybody to know I’m on this song
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| Nocando:
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| These sneaker geek emcees to me is so Broke Back
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| So fuck sexy in '09 I’m bringing broke back
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| Busdriver:
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| Your favorite rapper’s brawny
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| Wearing a French braided hair shirt
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| My bank account be scrawny
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| Since I was a 10th grader square twerp
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| Nocando:
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| Your favorite rapper is extravagant
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| Aside from his pompous name
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| He’s like a nursery with more cribs than John McCain
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| Busdriver:
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| Your favorite dude champions every Chicago city slum
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| From his condominium
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| While brandishing his implausible mini-gun
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| Nocando:
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| He sells more drugs than the FDA
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| He’s ready for war like FDR
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| I believe him whole-heartedly
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| Because he keeps saying it in every bar
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| Busdriver:
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| Your favorite guy said that he shot niggas
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| On the grass lawn in his rap song
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| But he’s sweeter than baked goods
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| When he claims his hood as Capcom
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| Nocando:
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| Your favorite rapper’s got Alzheimer’s
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| Repeats himself like a old timer
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| He works harder than a gold miner
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| When it comes to picking ghostwriters
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| Busdriver:
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| And me, I’m your least favorite
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| With a haircut like a pineapple
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| Wearing khakis torn singing hi-soprano
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| Loading candy corn like it’s live ammo
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| Nocando:
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| What’s wrong with you?
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| Busdriver:
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| Oh, Oh! |
| I’m your least favorite rapper
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| My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska
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| Nocando:
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| What’s wrong with you?
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| Busdriver:
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| Oh, Oh! |
| I’m your least favorite rapper
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| Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors
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| Nocando:
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| What the fuck is wrong with you?
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| Busdriver:
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| Oh, Oh! |
| I can’t lease space ships from NASA
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| Because I’m the least favorite rapper
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| What’s wrong with you?
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| Busdriver:
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| I am your least favorite
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| I am your least favorite
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| I am your least favorite
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| Nocando:
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| I am your least favorite rapper
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| My release date is after
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| The D-Day disaster
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| I need to get cheesecake for master
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| Busdriver:
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| I am your least favorite Flavor Flav impersonator
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| Pissing on the circuit breaker
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| Nocando:
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| While the strippers do the percolator
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| Busdriver:
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| I will be spell-checking some blurb in the paper
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| Nocando:
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| Read by the type of hipster
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| That don’t like me yelling all kinds of niggas
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| While I’m vibing with you like Michael Richards
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| «Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga»
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| Busdriver:
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| Still unliked because my leading single’s about
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| Laser beams and force fields
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| And my hoopty’s not full of groupies
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| Just Mabellyne and orange peels
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| But I’ll serve niggas at the Pizza Hut
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| Nocando:
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| And the suburban kids say I’m not street enough
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| But compared to them I’m street as fuck
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| Busdriver:
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| I will put USB in’s in their tween cunts
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| Nocando:
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| When it comes to this nerd rap
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| It seems like the black thing’s a problem
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| You know what I Idi A-mean
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| I feel like the last king of Scotland
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| Busdriver:
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| So my job has me cultivating all the white guilt
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| Dipping Polaroids in rice milk
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| Smacking Souja Boy wearing corduroys
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| And an iced grill
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| Nocando:
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| The new rap fans listen to 'Ye
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| Start sniffing the yay pretending they’re gay
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| Put a switch in their hips and a feminine sway
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| Just to convince the women to stay
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| Busdriver:
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| Selling out like it was Christmas Day
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| And give everyone an admission to pay
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| For a tit in the face
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| Nocando:
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| I was beginning to say
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| What came first the chicken or egg
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| The twist in the fray, dissident fan that listens today
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| Dissipates visits and strays
|
| What the fuck, did our whole approach to business decay?
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| Busdriver:
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| We underused all the parlor tricks
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| Instead of talking about art and shit
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| I should have put my hardened dick
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| In the hind quarters of Time Warner
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| Nocando:
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| It’s over!
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| That fool just served Time Warner
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| Fools are sniffin' 'yay
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| That fool had tits at your Christmas party!
|
| Shout out to Forest Whitaker, Idi Amin!
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| Yeah!
|
| What’s wrong with you?
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| Busdriver:
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| Oh, Oh! |
| I’m your least favorite rapper
|
| My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska
|
| Nocando:
|
| What’s wrong with you?
|
| Busdriver:
|
| I’m your least favorite rapper
|
| Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors
|
| Nocando:
|
| What the fuck is wrong with you?
|
| Busdriver:
|
| Oh, Oh! |
| I can’t lease space ships from NASA
|
| Because I’m your least favorite rapper
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| Nocando:
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| What’s wrong with you?
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| Busdriver:
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| I am your least favorite
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| I am your least favorite
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| I am your least favorite |