Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Toddler With a Slingshot (Hell Yep), artist - Bug Hunter. Date of issue: 19.08.2020
Song language: English
Toddler With a Slingshot (Hell Yep) |
| You pay me to exaggerate, I think I’ve done enough |
| Of turning bummers into heartaches and crushes into love |
| Sometimes our lives are mild, our stories: just okay |
| I’ll set your expectations in the middle when I say: «Hell yep» |
| A hell yep |
| And knock me down a peg |
| When I wanna be a big shot |
| I’m just a toddler |
| With a slingshot |
| For example: |
| I got cornered by a salesman at a farmers market booth |
| Selling cheap ceramic bowls mant for dogs to eat their food |
| I haggle lik a master, I showed them how I do |
| I didn’t want one, but I got a deal for two |
| Hell yep |
| I don’t have a regret |
| Or a dog |
| Knock me down a peg |
| When I wanna be a big shot |
| I’m just a toddler with a slingshot |
| Don’t have the strength |
| Don’t have the aim |
| I’m building up my motor skills and everything’s a game |
| You say I’m harmless (you're probably right) |
| But nothing is more trouble than a toddler going quiet |
| Keep an eye on me, keep your eye, keep your eye on me |
| … and knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot |
| I’m just a toddler with a slingshot |
| I asked for half your candy bar |
| You raised it in the air |
| And split it down the middle |
| Made a perfect little pair |
| You smiled like a sweetheart |
| My hand extended out |
| You winked at me and popped |
| Both of the pieces in your mouth |
| Hell nope |
| That one’s a hell nope… no mercy with a Hershey ‘fore she |
| Knocked me down a peg |
| When I wanna be a big shot |
| I’m just a toddler with a slingshot |
| Don’t have the strength |
| Don’t have the aim |
| I’m building my-my-motor skills |
| And everything’s a game |
| You say I’m harmless (so did Goliath) |
| But nothing is more trouble |
| Than a toddler going quiet |
| Keep an eye on me |
| Keep your eye, keep your eye |
| And watch me well |
| Or I’ll raise a little hell |
| … a hell yep |
| They asked me for a catch phrase |
| I didn’t miss a step |
| If their story’s kind of boring |
| You can tell 'em: «Hell Yep,» Hell Yep! |
| Knock me down a peg |
| When I wanna be a big shot |
| And I will kick it up the next notch |
| And if I work, put in the labor |
| Blood, sweat, call in every favor |
| Eat my veggies, say my prayers |
| Push myself to be a danger… |
| … I’ll be a preteen with a Taser |