| I have a theory dear, so let me put it past
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| I have to check it’s valid though I know you didn’t ask
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| You don’t like to kiss me, no you don’t like to kiss
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| Cause my beard is way too itchy and it scratches up your lips
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| But I can’t shave it off — I’m too self-conscious of the fact
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| I have a scar above my lip that my beard and mustache mask
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| And I have a scar above my lip 'cause I once smashed up on a curb
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| Flew over both my handlebars and straight into the dirt
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| And I didn’t have a helmet on, 'cause that was way back when
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| I was too damn cool for safety rules or simple common sense
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| So if I now remember right by the transitive rule…
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| Darling, you don’t like to kiss me, 'cause I’m too damn cool
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| With tired eyes she stared at me. |
| «It's 3 am», she said
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| «Bug, be glad I love you. |
| You’re a goober. |
| Go to bed.»
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| You love my quirks, my quirks, the dopey way I flirt
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| You’re even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves
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| You love my quirks, my quirks, I’m certain you deserve
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| A handsome hunk, but now you’re stuck with this annoying nerd
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| You put up with more than most would mind
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| The time it takes to rise and shine
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| I’m hittin' snooze at 6:05, 6:15 and 6 more times
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| You don’t mind the way I weigh my food
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| My morning routine which includes
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| Scrambling to find my keys 'cause I can’t leave them out in view
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| Even though you bought that bowl
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| Put it right beside the door
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| And all I have to do is set them there as soon as I get home
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| Instead I’m flippin' up the couch and —
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| Oh hey there they are, I found 'em!
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| Have a great day and oh, have you seen my wallet?
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| You love my quirks (my quirks), my quirks (my quirks), the dopey way I flirt
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| You’re even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves
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| You love my quirks (my quirks), my quirks (my quirks), I’m certain you deserve
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| A macho man, but all I am’s a silly introvert
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| And I keep you up past midnight
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| Crazy thoughts inside my head
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| «Bug, be glad I love you. |
| You’re a goober. |
| Go to bed.»
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| She holds to my t-shirt when I take off my sweatshirt
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| To make sure it stays down, now that’s what I call teamwork
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| I keep us on time, she makes all our friends
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| And makes sure that my fly is zipped up on my pants
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| If Snapchat is to flirt, and Tinder to find love
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| We’re back here snappin' polaroids just to shake things up
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| You love my quirks (my quirks), my quirks (my quirks), the dopey way I flirt
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| You’re even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves
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| You love my quirks (my quirks), my quirks (my quirks), I’m certain you deserve
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| A sexy stud instead of what you’ve chosen 'cause I’m sure that
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| All the girls (the girls), the girls (the girls) who hear this song and smirk
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| and
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| Feel pity 'cause I sound like I’m more trouble than I’m worth
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| Are probably right |