| Hello Slender
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| He-Hello Slender
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| I just wanna be your friend
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| I don’t intend to offend
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| I don’t want all the pages
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| I’d rather chill in the woods together
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| And talk for ages
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| People say you’re bad
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| But I know the truth
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| You’re so nice I brought a present
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| A new tie for your suit
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| So don’t glitch
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| And abduct me I’m friendly
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| AHOHMYGOD!
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| I’LL GO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE ELSE JEEZ!
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| Hello Mr
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| He-hello Mr. Face
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| I just wanna be your bestest mate
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| You’re just a grunt to most
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| But I think you’re great
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| So let’s hang out and have a picnic!
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| (YAY!)
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| I won’t forget your birthday
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| I don’t have amnesia
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| You got a big mouth
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| But we still share secrets
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| What’s that?
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| (Huh?)
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| Y-you wanna play tag?
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| AAAHHH!
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| OKAY I’LL FIND ANOTHER MONSTER TO ASK!
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| Hello Monsta
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| H-hello monsta
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| I just wanna be your friend
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| No-one wants to get hurt today
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| No-one wants to get hurt today
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| Hello Monsta
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| H-hello monsta
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| I just wanna be your friend
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| No-one wants to get hurt today
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| No-one wants to get hurt today
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| Hello necro
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| H-hello necromorph
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| You wanna be my BFF?
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| Of course!
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| If your ever feeling down buddy
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| You can embrace me
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| Play video games at my place
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| It’s Dead Spacey
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| I want an Alien buddy
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| So I can look at the stars
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| And hear you gargle out the names
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| So I can point to where they are
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| Hey you’re smiling at me!
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| I can see your teeth!
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| OH OH MY GOD OKAY
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| I’LL LEAVE YOU IN PEACE!
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| Hello Pyramid
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| He-hello Pyramid Head
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| I betcha been acting out
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| Because you need a friend
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| I can tell you lift bro
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| We’ll visit the gym
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| And the find a traffic cone and pretend we’re twins
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| Let’s take a trip to Egypt
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| You’ll be so popular
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| Everyone will want to take pics
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| I hope customs ain’t strict
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| With the metal detector
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| OH MY GOD OK I’LL ASK SLENDER AGAIN!
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| I want Slenderman to be my frienderman
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| And we can take a road-trip in the slendervan
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| With the face and the morph there kicking it too!
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| And Pyramid Head just picking the tunes!
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| I want Slenderman to be my frienderman
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| And we can take a road-trip in the slendervan
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| With the face and the morph there kicking it too!
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| And Pyramid Head just picking the tunes! |