| Lonely, unmarried, looking for love
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| Life was passing me by
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| So I sent off my photo, hobbies and age;
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| Magazine marriage I tried
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| They say for centuries lovely Japanese girls
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| Have been trained in the art of pleasing men
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| Be lonely no more, open destiny’s door
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| For one dollar they arrange a meeting
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| My image was wrong, I didn’t like me
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| So I changed my personality
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| I bought a delux Merseybeat wig
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| But it was a size too big
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| What confidence in my new built-up shoes
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| So smart for winter or summer
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| Undetectable in normal everyday use
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| Look out there’s a monster coming!
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| Bye-bye binoculars and macintosh
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| Everything is just great
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| I take elocution, learn to speak posh
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| But still I can’t find a mate
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| Be popular, learn to play the guitar
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| In seven days you could be strumming
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| Be sociable, learn kissing technique
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| Look out there’s a monster coming!
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| Carnaby clothes, I reshaped my nose
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| Plastic surgery’s best
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| To cut down my weight off comes my left leg
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| I pass a swimming costume test
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| Are my sideboards too long
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| Don’t my aftershave pong?
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| I know my new nose ain’t runnin'
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| What’s wrong with my tie?
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| Am I getting too high?
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| Look out there’s a monster coming!
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| Disfiguring and ugly, my facial hair
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| I had removed electrically
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| I rejuvenated my energy cells
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| And regained my virility (grunt grunt)
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| (He put my hand on my heart?)
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| (I am changing the part?)
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| He had a machine for a mummy
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| Please be gentle with me:
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| I come to pieces literally
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| Look out there’s a monster coming!
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| Look out there’s a monster coming!
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| Look out there’s a monster coming!
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| (…fade) |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Look Out, There's A Monster Coming, artist - Bonzo Dog Band. Album song The Bonzo Dog Band - The Intro, in the genre Поп