| Sport (The Odd Boy) |
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| The Odd Boy lay down by the football field |
| Took out a slim volume of Mallarme |
| The centre-forward called him an imbecile |
| It’s an Odd Boy who doesn’t like sport |
| Sport, sport, masculine sport |
| Equips a young man for Society |
| Yes, sport turns out a jolly good sort |
| It’s an Odd Boy who doesn’t like sport |
| By the haystacks hot with thighs |
| Thru' the thickets thick with eyes |
| Although we didn’t mean to, we are on the road to Keynsham |
