| The Trouser Press |
|---|
| One-two-three kick |
| Come on everybody, clap your hands. |
| Ooooh. |
| You’re looking good |
| Are you having a good time. |
| I sure am |
| Do you like soul music … |
| No |
| Well |
| Do the Trouser Press, baby, Oooh? |
| Do the Trouser Press, baby, Wo-om-om-om |
| Do the Trouser Press, baby, Ooooooooooom |
| Do the Trouser Press, baby, Wah-oh-oh-oh |
| Give it all you can, it’s much better than |
| The pre-fabricated concrete coal-bunker |
| Trouser it to me …(Shirt-grip) |
| You’ve got me in creases |
| What a turn-up for the books now |
| Don’t hang me up now |
