Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song King Of Scurf, artist - Bonzo Dog Band. Album song The Bonzo Dog Band Volume 3 - Dog Ends, in the genre ПопDate of issue: 27.11.2008
Record label: Parlophone
Song language: English
King Of Scurf |
| I had to stay at home |
| Eventually no one came near me |
| (Eeeew! Eeoogh!) |
| All I had was my comb |
| And when it came to girls |
| The other guys seemed to have all the luck |
| (Why, hello, honey, like to come to the high school hop tonight, huh? |
| Wha hy, you little chickadee!) |
| Until one day, I heard them say |
| (His comb is full of muck!) |
| (Now he’s the King of Scurf) |
| They know me everywhere |
| (King of Scurf) |
| I got filthy hair |
| (He's got dandruff) |
| More’n my share |
| I’m the King of Scurfers, yeah! |
| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Hmm hmm hmm |
| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Ooo ooo oooo |
| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Oh oh |
| (King of Scurfers, yeah!) |
| Only last Saturday |
| We had a scene at our local pub |
| (Yah, yiy yiy yiy, that was fantastic!) |
| Everybody was jumpin' and jivin' |
| (Jump! Oooo!) |
| Some were doin' the Bop |
| (Bop shoo waddy waddy) |
| Oh, look what came over there! |
| I was shooping my head |
| The dandruff spread |
| Wow! |
| Look at him go! |
| Like leaves blowin' off of the trees |
| Million teeny boppers and long haired moppers |
| In scurf right up to their knees |
| I can feel it in my sneakers! |
| (Now he’s the King of Scurf) |
| They know me everywhere |
| (King of Scurf) |
| I got filthy hair |
| (He's got dandruff) |
| More’n my share |
| I’m the King of Scurfers, yeah! |
| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Oool ooo ooo ooo ooo |
| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Oooo hooo |
| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Oh oh |
| King of Scurfers, yeah! |
| At the beach one day |
| A muscle man kicked some sand in my face |
| (Ha ha ha ha ha) |
| So I whipped out my comb and scratched my dome |
| And soon put him back in his place |
| That’s better! |
| You see, the top of my head |
| Was evenly spread |
| Like the snow on top of the Alps (whoosh!) |
| The scurfin' kids really flipped their lids |
| When they saw the state of my scalp |
| Wow! |
| The perfect amount! |
| (Now he’s the King of Scurf) |
| They know me everywhere |
| (King of Scurf) |
| I got filthy hair |
| (He's got dandruff) |
| More’n my share |
| I’m the King of Scurfers, yeah! |
| Guess I’ll just have to start from scratch |
| (Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm |
| (Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Ooo ooo ooo oooo |
| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Woo oooo oooo oooo |
| King of Scurfers, yeah! |
| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Oh oh oh oh wah aaaah |
| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Aah aah aah aaaah aah |
| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| The King of Scurf |
| (King of Scurfers, yeah!) |
| (Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Wah aah aah aah aah |
| (Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Whoa oh oh aah aaah |
| (Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Wah aah aah aaahahaa |
| (King of Scurfers, yeah!) |
| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo |
| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Ooo ooo ooo oooo |
| (Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |
| Whoah oaah wah aah |
| (King of Scurfers, yeah!) |
| (Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |