Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Deck a Ho, artist - Bob The Drag Queen. Date of issue: 23.11.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Deck a Ho |
| What a do you’ll tight seasonish |
| It’s your girl Hood Pussy once again |
| But now I got my cousin LaQuifa (what!?) |
| We commin' to stomp on your gifts |
| Drink your milk, eat your cookies |
| And whoop your kids bad asses |
| Hey everybody, nice to meet ya |
| New bitch on campus |
| Eating young MC’s like my name was Krampus (Heeey) |
| I’m the return on a new year |
| Trust me baby boy you do not wanna be here |
| They’re rushin' out to get me like Black Friday |
| And your man wanted two black Aphrodite, uh |
| Many other roofs, slay |
| Lame bitches outta my way |
| The presents, the gifts, the joy, the wheel |
| Fuck all the noise, I don’t have no chill |
| Deck a ho if she gets mouthy |
| Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la |
| When the po po comes (that's right) bitch I’m outtie |
| Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la |
| Don me now, my new stilettos |
| Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, yes bitch! |
| Dodging all these hatin' assholes |
| Fa la-la-la-la, your boyfriend like it! |
| Santa comes down my chimney then im sit in the back |
| I kick the jolly motherfucker in his Christmas sack |
| Yelling ho ho ho |
| Give him a couple of blows |
| Now I call him Rudolph |
| He got a bloody red nose |
| He want cookies and milk |
| I want satin and silk |
| He got elfs and misses |
| I got five bad bitches |
| He spreadin' joy and good will |
| I’m making hundred dolla' bills |
| So yule tide motherfucker |
| Gimme that platinum heels |
| Deck a ho if she gets mouthy |
| Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la |
| When the po po comes (that's right) bitch I’m outtie |
| Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la |
| Don me now, my new stilettos |
| Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, yes bitch! |
| Dodging all these hatin' assholes |
| Fa la-la-la-la, your boyfriend like it! |
| Everytime around Christmas bitches wanna get slick |
| But then you gotta find that attitude and check you quick |
| Keep my name out your mouth unless it’s to my benefit |
| 'Cause when bitches talk shit, bitches get hit |
| I want snow, I want ice, I want everything that’s nice |
| I gave you my wishlist |
| Please dont make me ask you twice |
| Do you want my advice? |
| Well, let me be precise |
| Give me what the fuck I want or you will have to pay the price |
| You better not cry, you better not pout |
| 'Cause if you do you gettin' knocked the fuck out |
| Hood Pussy is coming to town |
| Shit! |
| LaQuifa is Hood Pussy, I’m waiting for you |
| We standing outside |
| Where you at? |
| Damn! |
| Why you’re always late? |
| Anyway, love you boo! |
| Oh, did somebody call for a ho ho ho? |
| It’s LaQuifa |
| Wh-wh-what?! |
| You’re 'bout that holiday |
| True pimps, they focus on the holipay (pay-pay-pay) |
| Y’all looking for halls to deck? |
| I’ll be sitting by the fireplace counting checks, bet |
| I don’t these claws |
| Sitting at the North Pole, frozen rose, ha! |
| Clock my new shoes |
| Fur platforms that drop on your roof |
| You be nice I’m naughty, daughty |
| Keep the eggnog make my hot hottie |
| You want a new gift? |
| Put a bow on this body |
| Sign for this package and we’re gettin' to the party, lottie |
| Ooh, come on Hood Pussy, let’s find us a North Pole to slide down |
| Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ow! |
| De-de-deck the halls, twerk and split |
| Call me menorah because this bitch is lit |
| Deck a ho if she gets mouthy |
| Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la |
| When the po po comes bitch I’m outtie |
| Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la |
| Don me now, my new stilettos |
| Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, yes bitch! |
| Dodging all these hatin' assholes |
| Fa la-la-la-la, your boyfriend like it! |
| And whoop your kids bad asses |