Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sandra Claus, artist - Bob The Drag Queen. Date of issue: 16.11.2017
Song language: English
Sandra Claus |
| T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the world |
| Such butch men are becoming such glamorous girls |
| Fake nails and wigs fill up Santa’s sleigh |
| And he flies through the night on his reindeer, okayyyy? |
| His rosy cheeks and his Wigs & Grace hair |
| Paired with his ample hips and his padded derriere |
| Crushed red velvet suit and a patent leather shoe |
| Turns out, Santa Claus is a drag queen too! |
| Mrs. Claus, his Good Judy, and the elves, they’re all twinks |
| So Santa really SLAYS, don’t you think? |
| He duck walks down your chimney and SHABLAM’s in the snow |
| Whips his hair in the wind, because he’s sickening, no? |
| So if on your roof you hear a click-clack sound |
| Or you wake to find a fake fingernail on the ground |
| Don’t let that scare you or give you pause |
| Cause honey, you’ve just been visited by Ms. Sandra Claus! |