Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Bad Touch , by - Black-Ingvars. Song from the album Kids Superhits, in the genre ПопRelease date: 31.12.1999
Record label: Mariann Grammofon
Song language: English
The Bad Touch |
| Ha-Ha! |
| Well now, we call this the act of mating |
| But there are several other very important differences |
| Between human beings and animals that you should know about |
| (I'd appreciate your input) |
| Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought |
| Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about |
| So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts |
| Yes, I’m Siskel, yes, I’m Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up |
| You’ve had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you’re out of bounds |
| I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns |
| Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex, just like Coca-Cola stock, |
| you are inclined |
| To make me rise an hour early, just like Daylight Savings Time |
| Do it now |
| You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals |
| So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| Do it again now |
| You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals |
| So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| Getting horny now |
| Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket |
| Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it |
| Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific: I wanna be down in your South Seas |
| But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means «Small Craft Advisory» |
| So, if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship |
| Please turn me on, I’m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip |
| So show me yours, I’ll show you mine, «Tool Time,» you’ll Lovett just like Lyle |
| And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch «X-Files» |
| Do it now |
| You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals |
| So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| Do it again now |
| You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals |
| So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| Getting horny now |
| You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals |
| So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| Do it again now |
| You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals |
| So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| Do it now |
| You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals |
| So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| Do it again now |
| You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals |
| So, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
| Getting horny now |