| You say either
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| And I say either
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| You say neither
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| And I say neither
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| Either, either, neither, neither
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| Let’s call the whole thing off
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| You like potatoes
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| And I like potatoes
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| You like tomatoes
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| And I like tomatoes
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| Potatoes, potatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes
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| Let’s call the whole thing off
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| But, oh, if we call the whole thing off
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| Then we must part
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| And, oh, if we ever part
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| Then that might break my heart
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| So it you like pajamas and I like pajamas
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| I’ll wear pajamas and give up pajamas
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| For we know we need each other
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| So we’d better call the calling off off
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| Let’s call the whole thing off
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| So if you go for oysters
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| And I go for oysters
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| I’ll order oysters and cancel the oysters
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| For we know we need each other
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| So we’d better call the calling off off
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| Let’s call the whole thing off |