| Okay, I'll tell you what else.
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| I'm gonna extend the theory to our generation now, so it's more applicable.
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| The musicians today who don't do drugs, in fact speak out against it: "We're Rock Against Drugs."
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| Boy, they suck. |
| [laughs]
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| SUCK.
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| Ball-less, soulless, spiritless corporate little bitches. |
| Suckers of Satan's cock, each and every one of them.
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| [mimes loud, animalistic blowjob with the microphone]
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| [singing] "Suckin' Satan's pecker..."
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| Suck it! |
| Put that big scaly pecker down yer gullet!
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| "We're Rock Against Drugs because that's what George Bush wants!"
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| [loud Satanic blowjob]
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| That's what we want, isn't it? |
| Government-approved rock 'n' roll?
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| Don't you wanna be at a concert one night, look to your right and see Dan fuckin' Quayle right next to you?
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| You know you're partyin' then! |
| You know you're on the edge!
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| Fuck it, the Quayle Monster's here! |
| There ain't no comin' back!
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| We might be up 'til 11 tonight! |
| Fuck this!
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| "We're rock stars who do Pepsi-Cola commercial--"
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| [loud Satanic blowjob]
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| Luckily, Satan's dick has many heads, so all these little demon piglets can nuzzle up and suckle all at once.
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| Here comes a fella named Vanilla Ice!
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| [loud Satanic blowjob]
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| Here comes MC Hammer!
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| [loud Satanic blowjob]
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| Here's Madonna with two heads!
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| [loud Satanic blowjob]
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| [singing:] Suckin' Satan's pecker...
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| Suck it!
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| It's only your dignity, suck it!
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| It's only your dignity, suck it!
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| MC Hamm-- Oh, I'm sorry, it's "Hammer". |
| He dropped the "MC". |
| I can't wait 'til he drops the "Hammer", too.
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| How' bout this? |
| Drop it all. |
| Good. |