Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Chicks Dig Jerks , by - Bill Hicks. Song from the album Relentless, in the genre Release date: 31.12.1991
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Comedy Dynamics
Song language: English
Chicks Dig Jerks |
| Oh, man |
| Oh, Hitler had Eva Braun |
| Manson had Squeaky Fromme |
| Ted Bundy got lots of dates |
| I wonder what I'm doing wrong |
| I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks |
| Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks, yeah |
| Well, if I meet one more single mom |
| Whose true love is up and gone |
| Tells me on her trailer porch |
| 'Bout that man, still carries a torch |
| Sure, he came home drunk each night |
| Beat the kids and her in a fight |
| But man, she loves him so! |
| It's so hard to let him go, oww |
| Well, I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks |
| Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks |
| Well, I'm sure there's some out there can relate |
| Take the young man without a date |
| See some jerk, some fine fine babe |
| Drivin' away, oww |
| Well, is that a new bruise you got on you? |
| What does it say, that he loves you? |
| Sure, he beats you, but afterwards he cries |
| Oh baby, I could die |
| Honey, I don't think that's nothin' to be proud of |
| I think it's called alcoholism |
| I don't think you should move away |
| Stay with him 'til you're in your grave, yeah |
| "You're so sweet." |
| "Can't we just be friends?" |
| "I think of you as a brother." |
| "Awwww, man." |
| Ow. |
| Ow. |
| You're hurtin' me |
| Ow. |
| Ow |
| What do I have to offer you, baby? |
| Poetry and true love |
| That's not enough, I know for sure |
| You need someone to throw you through the door |
| Well, I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks |
| Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks, oww |
| Yeah |
| Chicks dig jerks, so true |
| Tell you man, be mean to 'em, man |
| They'll never leave you then |
| 'Cause chicks dig jerks |
| Just ignore 'em, act like they're not there |
| Man, you're gonna be pullin' chicks out of your hair |
| They love that |
| Whoo! |
| Act like you don't care |
| Oh, look at 'em everywhere! |
| They come runnin' |
| Whoo! |
| Tired of bein' a good guy |
| Such a lonely life |
| I'm gonna be a jerk! |
| Yeah, that's right! |
| I'm gonna step on lots of toes |
| Whoo! |
| Girls gonna go crazy for that guy |
| Baby, I'mma act like I don't even know you |
| Whoo! |
| Not gonna return one of your calls! |
| Ho! |
| I hear her, she's already at the door, man |
| She's intrigued by my indifference! |
| Whoo! |
| I'm a jerk! |
| And it's working out |