Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Beezlebozo, artist - Bill Hicks. Album song Relentless, in the genre Date of issue: 31.12.1991
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Comedy Dynamics
Song language: English
Beezlebozo |
| I am available for children's parties, by the way. |
| I know some of y'all might have a youngin' coming of age and not want to go the traditional clown-balloon animal route this year might wanna look me up: Beelzebozo - Clown from Hell. |
| "Hi, kids, it's Beelzebozo time! |
| Tell me somethin', who here outta you youngins has never smoked a cigarette? |
| C'mere, kids! |
| What's yer name?" |
| "Tommy." |
| "Tommy? How old are ya?" |
| "...five." |
| "Five years old? And you mean to tell Beelzebozo you're not smokin' cigarettes yet? |
| C'mere, Tommy!" |
| [quick puffs, long hacking cough] |
| "Hold it in!" |
| [quick puffs] |
| "Mommy!" |
| "Nope! [singing] It's Beelzebozo time... |
| Tell me somethin', who here outta you youngins has never watched a skin flick? |
| C'mere, kids!" |
| [imitates a film projector whirring] |
| "See them? Them's titties! Huh hah!" |
| "Mommy!" |
| "That IS yer mommy! C'mon! |
| [singing] It's Beelzebozo time..." |
| Clown from hell! |