Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The News , by - Bill Hicks. Song from the album The Essential Collection, in the genre The News |
| I don't understand anything, so there you go. |
| You know the problem? |
| I watch too much news, man. |
| That's my problem. |
| That's why I'm so depressed all the time! |
| I've figured it out! |
| I watch too much CNN, man. |
| I don't know if you've ever sat around and watched CNN longer than, say, 20 hours in one day... I don't recommend that. |
| Watch CNN Headline News for one hour. |
| It's the most depressing thing you'll ever fuckin' do. |
| War! |
| Famine! |
| Death! |
| AIDS! |
| Homeless! |
| Recession! |
| Depression! |
| War! |
| Famine! |
| Death! |
| AIDS! |
| Homeless! |
| Then you look out your window... [crickets chirping] |
| Where's all this shit happening? |
| Ted Turner's making this shit up, man! |
| Jane Fonda won't sleep with him, he runs to a typewriter! |
| "BY 1992, WE WILL ALL DIE OF AIDS. Read that on the air. I don't get laid, NO ONE gets laid." |
| I'm writin' Jane Fonda, "Will you fuck this guy so we can get some good news, please?" |
| I wanna see a well-laid Ted Turner newscast. |
| "Hey, it's all gonna work out! Here's sports!" |
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