| My girlfriend is a Ninja
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| It’s hard to catch her, 'cos she’s running so fast
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| It’s romantic, it’s tragic, it’s perfect
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| But it’s hard to kiss her through that mask
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| You can’t say she’s not attractive
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| It’s like two puppies dancing under her pants
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| And at the end of the night after the samurai fight
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| We go and do the ninja dance
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| Samurai just scream and cuss
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| Whenever they get wind of us
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| She got bondage rope and creeping lust
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| Her love is just so dangerous!
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| She got a shiny sharp shuriken
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| She got a twelve-inch spike she hides in her hair
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| She got a license to kill, she got a license to thrill
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| And she’s so hot that I don’t care
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| It’s hard to love a trained assassin
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| But when you want it try as hard as you can
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| I always stay her place, I’ve never seen her face
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| I hope to God she’s not a man
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| Samurai just scream and cuss
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| Whenever they get wind of us
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| She got bondage rope and creeping lust
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| Her love is just so dangerous! |