Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bass Reeves, artist - Beans. Album song Ace Balthazar, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 19.09.2019
Record label: Beans
Song language: English
Bass Reeves |
Mortimer Burr woke up from a terrible headache that felt like his head was |
being split open slowly with a handsaw |
I guess that’s what happens when you’re holding a military tactical knife |
The 17-inch blade was inserted to the hilt, went straight through the jowell |
area |
He died instantly and landed here |
The texture of the ground on which he stood kept shifting like he was in the |
middle of a Sahara-sized litterbox |
They weren’t very close |
A mixture of amonia and stale urine |
The scent was overwhelming |
Suddenly he was overcast by a looming shadow |
This Janus-cat was 35-foot giant with four sets of eyes looking directly at him |
Almost with the same wonderment as he was staring up at it |
What happened next was even more bizzare |
The giant two-faced cat spoke and asked him a question: |
«Yo my man, who had the best verse on The Symphony?» |
asked the left side of his |
face |
Confused, «the symphony?» |
Who had the best verse?" |
«Verse? |
You mean words in a symphony?» |
Mortimer wasn’t sure that there were words to a symphony |
Certainly not in the symphonies he was aware of |
But he couldn’t tell the cat offhand who had the best verse |
«Are we talking about chamber music for a small group of instruments? |
Are we discussing a specific |
This is so hard to decide! |
Once met an ever-so-lovely buttercup |
It was exquisite, let me tell you! |
So, Chopin, yes, I’ll go with Chopin |
He said with conviction |
The eyes of the Janus met eachother |
They looked back at him and at eachother |
This was non-stop tear-inducing hysterics |
The litter underneath Mortimer rumbled as the laughing was so hard |
long enough to speak: |
«No motherfucker, not fucking Chopin, dweeb! |
and Big Daddy Kane! |
Produced by |
The right side: «Yo, |
The left side: «In the words of Ice Cube man, even in the video Kane is so fly «The right side: «the Symphony was '88 doofus» |
The left side: «I know, I know, but you know what I’m saying. |
Kane " |
Mortimer was out of his element |
Abandoned and confused |
The right side: «Aw man, that was rich |
I mean, you killed like 63 people |
I can’t even believe we’re even engaging in this discourse, Kool G Rap came the |
hardest on the whole joint» |
«Yo, Marley gives the slice, I get nice |
And my voice is twice as horrifying as Vincent Price |
Goes deep, till you fell in a spell of a sleep |
And while I’m countin' the money, you count sheep» |
«Oh, rap music» |
Where’s the melody? |
To him it was just a bunch of words thrown together |
derogatory |
The subject matter was materialistic |
With an overuse |
It wasn’t his thing |
He unwisely relayed with an abashed honesty about how he truly felt on the |
subject |
Both sides of the cat’s face looked annoyed |
«Keep in mind», said the right side of his face |
«That your answer determines where you end up next, either you start over again |
in a pleasant way or not. |
Choose your next words carefully» |
After four days, the hunch paid off |
reaching for his gun |
A last-ditch effort |
And he went down, like the sun |
Bass Reeves was his name |
Black cowboy |
Baddest man in the west |
African-American |
fact and fiction |
Centuries after |
Over the years the name of Bass Reeves faded like one of those heroes they call |
«unsung» |
The greatest lawman of the wild, wild west |
He was, and is, the only one |