| Mortimer Burr woke up from a terrible headache that felt like his head was
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| being split open slowly with a handsaw
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| I guess that’s what happens when you’re holding a military tactical knife
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| The 17-inch blade was inserted to the hilt, went straight through the jowell
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| area
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| He died instantly and landed here
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| The texture of the ground on which he stood kept shifting like he was in the
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| middle of a Sahara-sized litterbox
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| They weren’t very close
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| A mixture of amonia and stale urine
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| The scent was overwhelming
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| Suddenly he was overcast by a looming shadow
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| This Janus-cat was 35-foot giant with four sets of eyes looking directly at him
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| Almost with the same wonderment as he was staring up at it
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| What happened next was even more bizzare
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| The giant two-faced cat spoke and asked him a question:
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| «Yo my man, who had the best verse on The Symphony?» |
| asked the left side of his
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| face
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| Confused, «the symphony?»
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| Who had the best verse?"
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| «Verse? |
| You mean words in a symphony?»
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| Mortimer wasn’t sure that there were words to a symphony
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| Certainly not in the symphonies he was aware of
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| But he couldn’t tell the cat offhand who had the best verse
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| «Are we talking about chamber music for a small group of instruments?
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| Are we discussing a specific
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| This is so hard to decide!
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| Once met an ever-so-lovely buttercup
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| It was exquisite, let me tell you!
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| So, Chopin, yes, I’ll go with Chopin
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| He said with conviction
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| The eyes of the Janus met eachother
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| They looked back at him and at eachother
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| This was non-stop tear-inducing hysterics
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| The litter underneath Mortimer rumbled as the laughing was so hard
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| long enough to speak:
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| «No motherfucker, not fucking Chopin, dweeb!
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| and Big Daddy Kane! |
| Produced by
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| The right side: «Yo,
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| The left side: «In the words of Ice Cube man, even in the video Kane is so fly «The right side: «the Symphony was '88 doofus»
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| The left side: «I know, I know, but you know what I’m saying. |
| Kane "
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| Mortimer was out of his element
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| Abandoned and confused
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| The right side: «Aw man, that was rich
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| I mean, you killed like 63 people
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| I can’t even believe we’re even engaging in this discourse, Kool G Rap came the
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| hardest on the whole joint»
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| «Yo, Marley gives the slice, I get nice
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| And my voice is twice as horrifying as Vincent Price
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| Goes deep, till you fell in a spell of a sleep
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| And while I’m countin' the money, you count sheep»
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| «Oh, rap music»
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| Where’s the melody? |
| To him it was just a bunch of words thrown together
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| derogatory
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| The subject matter was materialistic
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| With an overuse
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| It wasn’t his thing
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| He unwisely relayed with an abashed honesty about how he truly felt on the
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| subject
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| Both sides of the cat’s face looked annoyed
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| «Keep in mind», said the right side of his face
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| «That your answer determines where you end up next, either you start over again
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| in a pleasant way or not. |
| Choose your next words carefully»
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| After four days, the hunch paid off
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| reaching for his gun
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| A last-ditch effort
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| And he went down, like the sun
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| Bass Reeves was his name
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| Black cowboy
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| Baddest man in the west
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| African-American
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| fact and fiction
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| Centuries after
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| Over the years the name of Bass Reeves faded like one of those heroes they call
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| «unsung»
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| The greatest lawman of the wild, wild west
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| He was, and is, the only one |