Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Air Hatch , by - Beans. Song from the album Team BreakUP, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хопRelease date: 02.07.2020
Record label: Beans
Song language: English
Air Hatch |
| Half the fun of being @ Von around the summer of 2009 |
| Is standing outside w/ my DJ, Jason, the bouncer |
| Cracking jokes and rating all the pretty girls that are |
| Going up and down Bleeker to indulge in alcohol |
| And bad decisions. |
| What also attracts |
| Most people to Von had to do with the Italian |
| Restaurant next door named Bianca |
| George, the owner, used to travel back and forth |
| Between both places bringing food to customers |
| At Von or announce to patrons awaiting a |
| Table if one had opened. |
| A year later, rent increase caused Bianca to close |
| One tim, we’re standing outside and Gorge |
| Who grew up in the Bronx, may’ve been short |
| In stature but long in character, also possessed the |
| Rarity of being a true New Yorker. |
| George |
| Always kept us entertained w/ stories for days |
| Comes up to us just as Jason and I had just |
| Finished laughing. |
| George comes and goes |
| «Look, I can pop lock!!!» |
| Robotic animated jittery movements ensue |
| What makes it more of a riot is that he |
| Wasn’t laughing |
| «One time, I battled Mr. Freeze of the New York |
| City Breakers.» |
| Jason asked, «OH, yeah, what happened?» |
| «The kids in my neighborhood beat him up |
| And stole his sheepskin.» |
| We start dying laughing |
| «Damn, George is gorilla hood.» |
| He starts to tell us a story that another |
| Patron, Nick St. George, told him about |
| When he was in family court about this |
| Jamaican couple standing in front of the |
| Judge. |
| The woman tells the judge that she |
| Should keep the baby because she’s the |
| Mother. |
| The judge looks at the guy |
| Now George, in the worst imitation Jamaican |
| Accent says, «Judge, if I put a quarter |
| In a Coke machine and it comes out, is it |
| The machine’s or is it mine?» |
| As he was finishing this story |
| This crazy dude’s running up to random cars |
| Begging for change. |
| He’s mostly around |
| On the weekends but I guess today is |
| An exception. |
| Just imagine a dirty, life-sized Mantis coming up to your car |
| Knocking on your window screaming |
| «I shot the Pope! |
| I shot the Pope!!! |
| Now give me some change!!» |
| It’s not even funny anymore |
| He’s obnoxious and always accosting the |
| Customers on the way out the bar |
| I called him FUN GUY because he isn’t |
| «His name is Fun Guy, get it, Fungi» |
| STAY AWAY |