| But where are you going, and so and so | 
| You always talk and you never do | 
| Come here, here with us | 
| We want to mind your business | 
| Yes I would tell you so and so, a thousand ways to make love | 
| And so and so but here we do not hurry | 
| Cheers to life | 
| There is that you know that you want what you see | 
| And when I see her, hey, I think things you don't believe in | 
| Tipa do you know what you are doing to me? | 
| But what I think is not said | 
| But I'd be happy to tell you about the washing machine | 
| While spinning, and after a little further on the dryer | 
| Hey, I'd tell you at the cinema in the last few seats | 
| Than in comparison | 
| «9 1/2 weeks» would seem a film by Verdone or Villaggio | 
| I'd tell you by doing the whirlpool | 
| Or in an underpass | 
| I'd tell you in the car under the car wash | 
| In Rome, in Paris, in New York | 
| In the house of mirrors at the Luna Park | 
| On the Riccione seafront on a tandem, ahem ... | 
| In London above Big Ben | 
| I would tell you in the morning, between brioche and cappuccino | 
| In the pool, even on the diving board | 
| Little girl, when you water the flowers on the balcony | 
| In a bar full of people above the counter | 
| By train, by airplane, by boat on that branch of Lake Como | 
| Then in Milan on top of the Duomo | 
| Baby I would tell you in Naples on the volcano | 
| Inside the smurf house at the minigolf | 
| And in the confessional I'd be your father Ralph, arf arf | 
| Look you, I would tell you to make Beelzebub embarrassed | 
| Look at my menu, come on | 
| Recipes for antidotes to the extra taboos | 
| Baby, it's not my style to bore ladies | 
| You see that I'm mac daddy never misses the imagination | 
| And on the spot I could take you away | 
| Maybe to tell you in "House of the Prairie" style | 
| And on a farm in the barn | 
| Or by cable car in the mountains | 
| At the University of Bologna in the Aula Magna | 
| Not bad, it would be original | 
| Tell yourself by taking a thermal bath in San Pellegrino | 
| Or in a dressing room in a department store | 
| While you're shopping, or bungee jumping, and my mouth on | 
| your navel would be the piercing | 
| I'd tell you in deserted fields | 
| In green meadows | 
| In open spaces | 
| In a cargo van | 
| During the derby in the stadium | 
| And like the Cure "Close To Me" video, in the closet | 
| I'd tell you at the disco in the center of the track | 
| In the library | 
| In the dentist's waiting room | 
| Uphill and downhill | 
| Standing or lying down | 
| While you shop at the supermarket | 
| On the crowded bus | 
| I'd tell you about an airship | 
| Then on a submarine | 
| I would tell you in Messina in a dinghy on the strait | 
| On the horse, first at a trot, then at a gallop | 
| Maybe it's too much | 
| It was a little game | 
| For me it would also be the best to tell you in a bed | 
| But anyway… | 
| But where are you going, and so and so | 
| You always talk and you never do | 
| Come here, here with us | 
| We want to mind your business, where are you going, but who are you | 
| You always talk and you never do, and so and so | 
| Here with us, come here |