| Jag ville jag vore en Tarzan,
| I wish I was a Tarzan,
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| som svävade i en lian,
| floating in a vine,
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| som slogs med tigrar och lejon
| who fought with tigers and lions
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| i djungelen hela da’n.
| in the jungle all day long.
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| Jag önskar mig vara en he-man,
| I wish I was a he-man,
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| en ytterst hemlig agent,
| an top secret agent,
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| som de hårdaste smällar fått smaka,
| which the hardest bangs have tasted,
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| som de snyggaste «brudarna» känt.
| as the most handsome «brides» known.
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| Det ligger en katt på min kudde,
| There's a cat lying on my pillow,
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| han ligger och spinner på rygg.
| he lies and spins on his back.
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| Jag håller en hand på hans mage —
| I hold a hand on his stomach -
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| det värmer, jag känner mig trygg.
| it's warm, I feel safe.
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| Och kisse han svänger och vrider
| And pussy he swings and twists
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| sin stora, lurviga svans.
| his big, furry tail.
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| Jag tanker så sorgligt det vore
| I think how sad it would be
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| om vi båda just nu inte fanns!
| if we both did not exist right now!
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| Jag ville vara Casanova,
| I wanted to be Casanova,
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| som klarade allt i sex.
| who managed everything in six.
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| En tio, tolv kvinnor om natten
| One ten, twelve women at night
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| utan det minsta komplex.
| without the slightest complex.
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| En kille för porrinstituten
| A guy for porn institutes
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| att satsa en summa på.
| to bet a sum on.
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| Det skulle bli många millioner,
| There would be many millions,
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| i bankboken skulle det stå.
| in the bank book it should say.
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| Det ligger en katt på min kudde,
| There's a cat lying on my pillow,
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| han ligger och spinner på rygg.
| he lies and spins on his back.
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| Jag håller en hand på hans mage —
| I hold a hand on his stomach -
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| det värmer, jag känner mig trygg.
| it's warm, I feel safe.
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| Och kisse han svänger och vrider
| And pussy he swings and twists
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| sin stora, lurviga svans.
| his big, furry tail.
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| Jag tanker så sorgligt det vore
| I think how sad it would be
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| om vi båda just nu inte fanns!
| if we both did not exist right now!
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| Här sitter jag ensam och nynnar
| Here I sit alone and hum
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| och skriver en visa ibland.
| and writes a show sometimes.
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| Det är den «fan i båten»,
| It's the "fuck in the boat"
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| som jag orkar ro i land.
| as I manage to row ashore.
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| Det ligger en katt på min kudde,
| There's a cat lying on my pillow,
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| han ligger och spinner på rygg.
| he lies and spins on his back.
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| Jag håller en hand på hans mage —
| I hold a hand on his stomach -
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| det värmer, jag känner mig trygg.
| it's warm, I feel safe.
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| Och kisse han svänger och vrider
| And pussy he swings and twists
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| sin stora, lurviga svans.
| his big, furry tail.
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| Jag tänker så sorgligt det vore
| I think how sad it would be
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| om vi båda just nu inte fanns!
| if we both did not exist right now!
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| I wish i were a Tarzan
| I wish I were a Tarzan
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| suspended in a liane,
| suspended in a liane,
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| who fought with tigers and lions
| who fought with tigers and lions
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| in the jungle all day.
| in the jungle all day.
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| I wish I was a he-man,
| I wish I was a he-man,
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| a very secret agent,
| a very secret agent,
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| who had gotten the hardest hits
| who had gotten the hardest hits
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| and known the prettiest broads.
| and known the prettiest broads.
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| A cat lies on my pillow,
| A cat lies on my pillow,
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| he is lies puring on his back
| he is lies puring on his back
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| I’m holding a hand on his tummy
| I’m holding a hand on his tummy
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| it warms, I’m feeling safe
| it warms, I'm feeling safe
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| And kitty he’s swinging and twisting
| And kitty he’s swinging and twisting
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| his big, fluffy tail.
| his big, fluffy tail.
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| I’m thinking how sad it would be
| I’m thinking how sad it would be
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| if we two didn’t exist!
| if we two did not exist!
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| I wish I were Casanova
| I wish I were Casanova
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| who could manage everything in sex.
| who could manage everything in sex.
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| Ten twelve women a night
| Ten twelve women a night
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| without any complex.
| without any complex.
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| A guy for the porn institutes
| A guy for the porn institutes
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| to bet some money on.
| to bet some money on.
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| It would become many millions
| It would become many millions
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| the bank account would show.
| the bank account would show.
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| A cat lies on my pillow,
| A cat lies on my pillow,
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| he is lies puring on his back
| he is lies puring on his back
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| I’m holding a hand on his tummy
| I’m holding a hand on his tummy
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| it warms, I’m feeling safe
| it warms, I'm feeling safe
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| And kitty he’s swinging and twisting
| And kitty he’s swinging and twisting
|
| his big, fluffy tail.
| his big, fluffy tail.
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| I’m thinking how sad it would be
| I’m thinking how sad it would be
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| if we two didn’t exist!
| if we two did not exist!
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| Here I sit alone and hum
| Here I sit alone and hum
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| and write a song sometimes
| and write a song sometimes
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| It is the «devil in the boat»,
| It is the «devil in the boat»,
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| who I managed to row to the shore.
| who I managed to row to the shore.
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| A cat lies on my pillow,
| A cat lies on my pillow,
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| he is lies puring on his back
| he is lies puring on his back
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| I’m holding a hand on his tummy
| I’m holding a hand on his tummy
|
| it warms, I’m feeling safe
| it warms, I'm feeling safe
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| And kitty he’s swinging and twisting
| And kitty he’s swinging and twisting
|
| his big, fluffy tail.
| his big, fluffy tail.
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| I’m thinking how sad it would be
| I’m thinking how sad it would be
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| if we two didn’t exist! | if we two did not exist! |