| Citizens of earth, it’s that time
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| Pride comes but once per year
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| And if pride were an acronym I believe it would stand for the following
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| Perseverance, resistance, insistence, devotion, emotion
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| Now, are there any bears here tonight?
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| Oh, so many, I feel just like Goldilocks
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| And if that one’s too hard, and that one’s too soft, I’ll keep searching till I
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| find one that’s just right
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| Pride is not just an excuse for us to dance shirtlessly and get wasted in the
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| daytime, no
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| As important as those traditions are, we must remember our brave brothers and
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| sisters who paved the way for us to be here today
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| And most of all, we must always remember the many many hundreds of people who
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| died at Stonewall
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| A- what- wait I’m getting a message in my earpiece
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| Uhum, oh, no one died at Stonewall? |
| Oh oh, Stunning
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| Don’t run and hide
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| Come take a ride
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| Just come inside
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| Cause bitch it’s pride
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| So move aside
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| I’m dignified
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| Happy pride, at Stonewall no one died
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| I’d like to take a moment to discuss the dresscode
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| And no, I’m not talking about the exciting new fragrance by Ivy Winters
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| This is a notice concerning all tops, whether they be tube, tank our blouse
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| variety
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| No sleeves allowed!
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| And if you’re wearing a romper, please be romping
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| And if you’re wearing a jumper, please be jumping
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| And if you’re wearing a top, please, and this is very important
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| All tops must be cropped
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| All tops must be cropped
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| All tops must be cropped
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| And if you’re in drag today, please, don’t be a heroine
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| You’re six inch stilettos have no place here, heels be gone!
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| For pride and for conferences alike, heels are no longer mandatory
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| If you’re not wearing flats, you’re not doing drag!
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| Now, do you have a fan? |
| Please grab it, okay, are you ready? |
| Are you in
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| position? |
| Okay, just checking, alright, okay, you ready? |
| Okay
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| Now do the Vivacious!
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| Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack,
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| crack, crack, crack, do the Vivacious!
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| Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack,
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| crack, crack, crack, do the Vivacious!
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| Cracking fans, throwing shade
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| And so I want to wish you all a very and prosperous pride season
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| Whether you be red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo girl or Violet Chachki
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| Stay hydrated, eat something delicious, wear sunscreen and leopard print
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| And most of all, remember the words of a wise philosopher who once said
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| Anusthing is possible!
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| Pri-i-i-i-ide |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Pride , by - Alaska Thunderfuck. Song from the album Vagina, in the genre Поп