| Dashing through these hoes
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| Cadillac’s and sixty 'fo's
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| On three wheels we go
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| Clocking lots of doe
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| Cellphone ringtone ring
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| My song «because I got high»
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| Smoking weed while I watch
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| The police flying by!
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| Oh, jinglebell, east palmdale jobe is back and not whack
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| Oooh found your daughter and you finally caught 'er and you mad 'cause I’m black
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| Ahaha I f**ked her good, just like I should, I think I blew her balloon
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| I didn’t use a condom and now we have a problem, she havin' my baby in June
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| (Say what?!)
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| I know this holiday hooker
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| I think her name is Jan
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| And if you 'ain't got no money (Hell yeah)
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| She’s got a layaway plan
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| I got a blowjob from her friend
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| I think her name is Gwen
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| My dick plugged up her mouth
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| She couldn’t get no oxygen!
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| Oh jinglebell, county jail, jobe’s from the hood
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| Skinny women suck my dick real good but their butt cheeks feel like wood (Ouch!)
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| I be swimmin, in big fat women, when I’m in the sack (Ooh!)
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| Why have a skinny little bicycle bitch when I can ride a cadillac?!
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| I met this beautiful woman, she said she was Hawaiian
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| She said she didn’t like black guys, however she was lyin'
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| She’d seen my go detonas, all my coupes and cash
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| She licked my hairy balls, like chocolate coconuts!
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| Oh, jinglebell, shotgun shell, sheriff got a gun
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| He pulled the trigger, shot that nigga look at that mo' fucka run!
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| Hit 'em in the head, kicked him in the ass, put a kneecap in his chest
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| Went to the court, and told the judge, «This man was resisting arrest!» |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Jobe Bells, artist - Afroman. Album song A Colt 45 Christmas, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп