| Dashing through these hoes | 
| Cadillac’s and sixty 'fo's | 
| On three wheels we go | 
| Clocking lots of doe | 
| Cellphone ringtone ring | 
| My song «because I got high» | 
| Smoking weed while I watch | 
| The police flying by! | 
| Oh, jinglebell, east palmdale jobe is back and not whack | 
| Oooh found your daughter and you finally caught 'er and you mad 'cause I’m black | 
| Ahaha I f**ked her good, just like I should, I think I blew her balloon | 
| I didn’t use a condom and now we have a problem, she havin' my baby in June | 
| (Say what?!) | 
| I know this holiday hooker | 
| I think her name is Jan | 
| And if you 'ain't got no money (Hell yeah) | 
| She’s got a layaway plan | 
| I got a blowjob from her friend | 
| I think her name is Gwen | 
| My dick plugged up her mouth | 
| She couldn’t get no oxygen! | 
| Oh jinglebell, county jail, jobe’s from the hood | 
| Skinny women suck my dick real good but their butt cheeks feel like wood (Ouch!) | 
| I be swimmin, in big fat women, when I’m in the sack (Ooh!) | 
| Why have a skinny little bicycle bitch when I can ride a cadillac?! | 
| I met this beautiful woman, she said she was Hawaiian | 
| She said she didn’t like black guys, however she was lyin' | 
| She’d seen my go detonas, all my coupes and cash | 
| She licked my hairy balls, like chocolate coconuts! | 
| Oh, jinglebell, shotgun shell, sheriff got a gun | 
| He pulled the trigger, shot that nigga look at that mo' fucka run! | 
| Hit 'em in the head, kicked him in the ass, put a kneecap in his chest | 
| Went to the court, and told the judge, «This man was resisting arrest!» |