| Yes! |
| Yes! |
| Thank you for inviting me here for my final speech
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| Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, lesbians, and transvestites
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| Allow me to introduce myself as the Hungry Hustler, Afroman
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| I am the American Dream. |
| Even though the government tried to experiment with me
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| By placing me in the projects, I’m still the American Dream
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| Surrounded by drugs
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| Jeopardized my life by living around thugs
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| But I’m still the American Dream
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| Kicked outta Palmdale High School
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| Because I was considered a distraction to the educational process
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| I’ve traveled through the complete metamorphosis of the justice system
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| And I’m still the American Dream
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| Entered Juvenile Hall as a tadpole;
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| Hopped outta prison as a bull frog
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| But I’m still the American Dream
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| The most rejected, disrespected
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| When I went for a job I was never selected
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| But I am still the American Dream
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| And right about now
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| I find it quite serendipitous to see that all of you some-timin'
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| Wishy-washy, two-faced, back-stabbin'
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| Coniving hypocrites have accumulated here in my midst to persecute my character
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| With such flagrant slanderousity
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| But I counter-attack by calling it constructive criticism
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| And all of your negativity has been recycled into motivation
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| And I am still the American Dream
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| Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me
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| I once was lost, but now I’m found; |
| was blind, but now I see
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| There’s a lot of people out there who can identify with me
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| Young lady right here, you may be a single teenaged mother
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| But you are still the American Dream
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| The lady next to you, yes. |
| Your breasts may not be as big as men think they
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| should be
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| But you are still the American Dream
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| Young man, you may not be a baller, shot caller
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| With 20 inch blades on the impala, but you are still the American Dream
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| Young man right here, you may have spent all your money on a hood rat bitch
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| And didn’t get no pussy last night, but you are still the American Dream
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| Yes sir, I am just like Ham. |
| I’m for the black man
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| The mexican, and even poor white
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| All human beings that have no rights. |
| So put down your past, pick up your future
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| Follow me as we journey through the Red Sea
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| Cause I have been to the mountain top
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| I’ve seen the Promised Land
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| Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Underground Category
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| My mind has been delivered
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| My spirit has been reinstated from the Corporate World’s modern-day slavery
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| I’ve been emancipated. |
| Free at last! |
| Free at last! |
| Fuck a drug test
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| I’m fittin' to roll some grass. |
| Love, peace, and Afro grease, Fro-ever!
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| Buccooocc!
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| A-E-I-O-U, and sometimes W. 'Cuz I’m high, cuz I’m high, cuz I’m high |