| I got another one
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| What you call a hooker with a runny nose?
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| Full!
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| Hey you like that shit?
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| When a hooker is young she uses vaseline
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| What she use when she gets old?
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| Polygrip!
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| Hahahahaha
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| Afroman
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| I’m in your pussy
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| Bumpin up against yer ass
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| With my left hand I’m rubbin up on your titties
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| With my right I’m smokin grass
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| Afroman Palmdale, Cali get high desert
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| Any dope valley
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| When I was a boy I couldn’t find a girl
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| Now I got women all over the world
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| Like Naughty Nancy from North Carolina
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| Back n forth in her hot vagina
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| Is your pussy sore?
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| She said kinda… She came!
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| People heard her screaming in China
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| Big Jug June down in Peru
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| Sucked me till my dick shrivelled up like a prune
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| 10 minutes later my dicks high point
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| June smoked it like a joint
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| Your daughters fucked
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| You caught her yelling
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| I gotta rotate
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| In Cape Carteret
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| Doing the dime at the time
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| Drinking my jizz like colt 45
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| Molly, Molly Blanchete
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| Licked my dick like a Jolly Rancher
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| Drove her home from Warlington
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| Stuck it in her pussy cause I ain’t done
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| Country singers from Nashville
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| Shaking ass smoking grass fo real
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| Jumped in the van with the Dixie Chicks
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| Checked into motherfucking Motel 6
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| I flew Holly to Hollywood
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| Pulled out my wood and fucked her good
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| Grandma Biggie from Ventura
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| Drunk ma jizz like Ensura
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| Dick sucker Sandy from San Diago
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| Won’t let go my lego
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| So I Gave her my lego
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| Then I let go my eggo!
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| I fucked santa’s wife in santa cruz
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| Took off her clothes left on the shoes
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| Bent her over stuffed her stocking
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| Right before I came I started BAKAWING!
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| Suck dick Sandy Sent Louis a pispo
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| Wheres my brand just like nebisko
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| Suck my dick all the way to Frisco
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| Came in her face, it looks like crisko
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| Tried to fuck a girl from Fresno
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| Baby said she was a lesbo
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| Unzipped ma pants pulled out ma wood
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| Took her manhood
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| I kept on Fucking she started cumming
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| I be damned she is a woman
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| She took off her pants and put on a dress
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| Got AFROMAN tattooed on her breast
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| Rimjob Rena Reno Nevada
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| Took every inch of my enchilada
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| I don’t gamble but I played her slot
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| Pulled her titties and hit the jackpot
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| Titanic tits from toothesun
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| Gave her two daughters and two sons
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| Betty from Boston Massechusettes
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| Had a massive ass with two massive tits
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| I smoked some weed drunk some Bacardi
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| Gave her my boston teabag party!
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| Connie connie from Connecticut
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| Liked to jump into bed and give me head and shit
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| I gave rachel rachel from missouri
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| A facial (facial) until her sight was blurry
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| I fucked veronica from Vermont
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| Her sister her cousin her mum her aunt! |