| Wam, Bam, Thank you mam'
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| Airport stress, the name of this jam
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| Just keeps on bumpin
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| Blunts i’m sparkin
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| Three hours early can’t find no parkin
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| Ticket agent mad cuz I’m flagrant
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| Hostile. |
| Smoke comin out my nostril
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| Sick of paying airlines to disrespect me
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| Let me guess, did the FAA select me
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| I ain’t caring man,
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| FAA stands for Fuck African Americans (Really though)
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| I don’t plant no bombs on children (Really though)
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| I don’t fly no planes into buildings (Really though)
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| My luggage is the first you grab,
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| But what about this arab?(Calm Down)
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| Take off my shoes,
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| I suppose that’s fine
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| But it’s your nose, not mine
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| Man i’m sick of the —
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| Airport, The way i travel round (Bagcheck)
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| Wish I, could keep my feet on solid ground (Random Search)
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| Always, wanted to be a super star (Spread Your Legs)
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| Now I, rather go home and drive my car (Check it again)
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| The pilot, is a pencil neck geek
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| The stuckup stewardess, never speaks
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| Look honey, don’t start no shit
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| you don’t like your job? |
| Quit.
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| I take a world, a cover
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| Don’t talk no job
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| Have colt 45 next time i arrive
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| Pretzels, Peanuts, Carrots, Cabbage
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| Dude, who came up with this food
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| Sittin in the middle is harmless
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| Unless the fat people don’t share the armrest
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| Am i scared? |
| A little, man
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| Especially when im flyin on a, little plane
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| Shiverin Shakin
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| Quiverin Quakin
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| Staggerin Stoppin
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| No warnin just droppin
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| Get more thoughts on my casket yall
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| Bounce down the runway like a basketball
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| It’s on your face
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| You can’t hide it
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| Your bag don’t fit in space provided
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| Sir! |
| you need to check that in
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| Walk through security once again
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| The plane parked at the gate
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| People jump up cuz they just can’t wait
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| Everybody can’t make it to the aisle
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| So they stand underneath that uh for a while
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| I just sit in my seat and think
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| Oh my lord
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| I really feel sorry for your spinal chord
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| Money, Greed, Creates the need
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| For people to travel with speed
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| Save more time
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| Make more cash
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| But what good is the cash
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| If the airplane crash
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| Flyin is faster, but i don’t care
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| I got the rest of my life to get there
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| ()(Modified)
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| Cadillac, the way I travel round
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| Movin and groovin to the sound
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| If I go over seas I will choose
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| The love boat, and take a fucking cruise
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| So they gonna random select me about three or four times,
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| At the counter, at the security check point, and at the gate,
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| Then, naw, it get better, it get better
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| Then, they got like these undercover airport cop
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| That just come out the blue and just empty yo bag out right in the middle of
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| the aisle… |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Airport , by - Afroman. Song from the album Afroholic...The Even Better Times, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп