| Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights | 
| Mixin Heni with the Sprite while I’m drinkin and drivin | 
| No police lights, no police sirens | 
| I’m headed to the club looking for a freak | 
| To spread a little love and spread a couple cheeks | 
| Pull up to the spot 26's like BAM | 
| Eyes on me like bitch do you SEE EM? | 
| Strolled through the front door headed to the VIP | 
| Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips | 
| Scoping out the room and what do I SEE? | 
| A nice round butt, an a pair a double D’s | 
| So I creped up like shorty wus happnin | 
| You killin that dress and I love it with a passion | 
| Then she turned around and her face was aight | 
| She had a gap toof and mean over bite | 
| But I was like hmmm… | 
| Yeah yeah | 
| If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you | 
| Is that what you wanna do shorty? | 
| If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you | 
| You too | 
| Woke up the next morning and all I can remember | 
| Was taking shots and tippin the bartender | 
| Surender to the women end up bringin me home | 
| Cause she started lookin better every shot a Patron (yup) | 
| I jumped up with a devilish grin | 
| Cause tonight, damn right I might do it again | 
| So I called up the homies (what up) let’s ride | 
| We can hit the sports bar over on the south side | 
| Getta couple a Coronas, couple a limes | 
| Went up to the bar saw a couple a dimes | 
| So I, slowly walked up and said hi My name’s Ludacris and I’m a hell of a guy | 
| One said I know who you are I’m your number one fan | 
| And right now it’s too bad I gotta man | 
| And I said I understand (I understand) | 
| but where the hell is he at cause in a minute | 
| if he don’t show up then maannnnn… | 
| Yeah yeah | 
| If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you | 
| Is that what you wanna do shorty? | 
| If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you | 
| You too | 
| Uh huh | 
| Aye Pain holla at em right quick man | 
| Yeah you gon get in trouble with yo man girl | 
| (Don't get in trouble girl) | 
| Talkin bout how you’re my biggest fan girl | 
| (I know it I know it) | 
| Now I don’t wanna do (please) but you’re gon make me do, but I | 
| (Don't make me do it. Don’t make me do it) | 
| If I have more drink | 
| One mo drink I’ma get cha home and I’ll split cha | 
| Grab the camera phone and take a buncha drunk pictures | 
| Cause Hennessey mixed with a whole buncha buda | 
| Equals you mixed with a whole bunch Luda | 
| And you know how far one drink could go Start slurring my speech slowin up the flow | 
| Hiking up ya skirts | 
| Climing up ya shirts | 
| It’s Mr. Late Night Luda and I like to flirt | 
| So guess what baby girl | 
| Yeah yeah | 
| If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you | 
| (Just one mo) | 
| Is that what you wanna do shorty? | 
| (That's all its gon take) | 
| If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you | 
| (Who else T-Pain) | 
| You too | 
| You hear what I’m sayin | 
| People too picky these days damn it Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny | 
| Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating | 
| This has been a Luda Service Announcement | 
| Deuces |