| Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights
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| Mixin Heni with the Sprite while I’m drinkin and drivin
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| No police lights, no police sirens
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| I’m headed to the club looking for a freak
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| To spread a little love and spread a couple cheeks
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| Pull up to the spot 26's like BAM
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| Eyes on me like bitch do you SEE EM?
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| Strolled through the front door headed to the VIP
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| Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips
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| Scoping out the room and what do I SEE?
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| A nice round butt, an a pair a double D’s
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| So I creped up like shorty wus happnin
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| You killin that dress and I love it with a passion
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| Then she turned around and her face was aight
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| She had a gap toof and mean over bite
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| But I was like hmmm…
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| Yeah yeah
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| If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you
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| Is that what you wanna do shorty?
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| If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you
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| You too
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| Woke up the next morning and all I can remember
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| Was taking shots and tippin the bartender
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| Surender to the women end up bringin me home
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| Cause she started lookin better every shot a Patron (yup)
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| I jumped up with a devilish grin
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| Cause tonight, damn right I might do it again
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| So I called up the homies (what up) let’s ride
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| We can hit the sports bar over on the south side
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| Getta couple a Coronas, couple a limes
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| Went up to the bar saw a couple a dimes
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| So I, slowly walked up and said hi My name’s Ludacris and I’m a hell of a guy
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| One said I know who you are I’m your number one fan
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| And right now it’s too bad I gotta man
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| And I said I understand (I understand)
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| but where the hell is he at cause in a minute
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| if he don’t show up then maannnnn…
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| Yeah yeah
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| If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you
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| Is that what you wanna do shorty?
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| If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you
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| You too
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| Uh huh
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| Aye Pain holla at em right quick man
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| Yeah you gon get in trouble with yo man girl
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| (Don't get in trouble girl)
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| Talkin bout how you’re my biggest fan girl
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| (I know it I know it)
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| Now I don’t wanna do (please) but you’re gon make me do, but I
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| (Don't make me do it. Don’t make me do it)
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| If I have more drink
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| One mo drink I’ma get cha home and I’ll split cha
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| Grab the camera phone and take a buncha drunk pictures
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| Cause Hennessey mixed with a whole buncha buda
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| Equals you mixed with a whole bunch Luda
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| And you know how far one drink could go Start slurring my speech slowin up the flow
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| Hiking up ya skirts
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| Climing up ya shirts
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| It’s Mr. Late Night Luda and I like to flirt
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| So guess what baby girl
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| Yeah yeah
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| If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you
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| (Just one mo)
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| Is that what you wanna do shorty?
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| (That's all its gon take)
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| If I take one more drink, I’m gon end up fuckin you
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| (Who else T-Pain)
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| You too
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| You hear what I’m sayin
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| People too picky these days damn it Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny
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| Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating
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| This has been a Luda Service Announcement
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| Deuces |