
Date of issue: 09.02.1997
Song language: English
If… |
If you were the road |
I’d go all the way |
If you were the night |
I’d sleep in the day |
If you were the day |
I’d cry in the night |
Cause you are the way |
The truth, and the light |
If you were a tree |
I could put my arms around you |
And you could not complain |
If you were a tree |
I could carve my name into your side |
And you would not cry |
Cause trees don’t cry |
If you were a man |
I would still love you |
If you were a drink |
I’d drink my fill of you |
If you were attacked |
I would kill for you |
If your name was Jack |
I’d change mine to Jill for you |
If you were a horse |
I’d clean the crap out of your stable |
And never once complain |
If you were a horse |
I could ride you through the fields at dawn |
Through the day until the day was gone |
I could sing about you in my songs |
As we rode away into the setting sun |
If you were |
My little girl |
I would find it hard to let you go |
If you were |
My sister |
I would find it doubly so |
If you were a dog |
I’d feed you scraps from off the table |
Though my wife complains |
If you were my dog |
I am sure you’d like it better then |
You’d by my loyal four-legged friend |
You’d never have to think again |
And we could be together till the end |
Name | Year |
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Our Mutual Friend ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
A Lady Of A Certain Age | 2006 |
All Mine ft. The Divine Comedy | 2002 |
Come Home Billy Bird ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
Sticks And Stones ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
Perfect Lovesong | 2001 |
Lost Property | 2001 |
Mother Dear | 2006 |
Absent Friends ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
To Die A Virgin | 2006 |
Mastermind | 2001 |
Leaving Today ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
The Light Of Day | 2006 |
Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious World | 2006 |
The Happy Goth ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
Freedom Road ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
My Imaginary Friend ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
Note To Self | 2001 |
Dumb It Down | 2001 |
Glass: Streets of Berlin ft. The Divine Comedy, Bryan Mills, Ivor Talbot | 1999 |