| She won’t go out with me
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| No, she won’t go out with me
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| 'Cos my intellect’s paper thin
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| She won’t go out with me
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| No, she won’t go out
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| Since my intellect’s not like him
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| So lighten up, Morrissey
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| She won’t hang out with me
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| No, she won’t hang out
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| 'Til my biting wit bites like his
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| She won’t hang out with me
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| No, she won’t hang out
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| 'Til my quick retorts quick as his
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| So lighten up, Morrissey
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| Lighten up, lighten up
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| Lighten up, lighten up
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| Lighten up, Morrissey
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| Lighten up, lighten up
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| Lighten up, Morrissey
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| She won’t have sex with me
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| No, she won’t have sex
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| Unless it’s done with a pseudonym
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| She won’t do sport with me
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| No, she won’t do sport
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| 'Cos it’s way, way too masculine, look at him
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| So lighten up, Morrissey
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| Lighten up, lighten up
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| Lighten up, lighten up
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| Lighten up, Morrissey
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| Lighten up, lighten up
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| Lighten up, Morrissey
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| I got comparisons coming out my ears
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| And she never can hit the pause
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| If only Morrissey weren’t so Morrissey-esque
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| She might overlook my flaws
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| Lighten up, Morrissey
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| Lighten up, lighten up
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| Lighten up, Morrissey
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| Lighten up, lighten up
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| Lighten up, lighten up
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| Lighten up, Morrissey
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| Lighten up, lighten up
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| Morrissey
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| She won’t dine out with me
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| No, she won’t dine out
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| Since my t-bone steak is at fault
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| She won’t dine out with me
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| No, she won’t dine out
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| With a murderer passing salt (?)
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| Lighten up, lighten up
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| Lighten up, lighten up
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| Lighten up, Morrissey
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| Lighten up, lighten up
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| Lighten up, lighten up
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| Lighten up, Morrissey |