| I was in a Hip Hop hair band, when I was watching 'Yo, MTV Raps'
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| Then I went to this CV shack… and I burned my unpublished books
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| And invented my young rugged looks, wrote a holding your CD rack
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| When I became a star, now girls show me their bikini wax
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| And shower me in vaginal secretions for no rational reason
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| Whatever happened to the undying purist’s fuel? |
| the young wistful rants?
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| The rap quiz bowl champ? |
| now I go to afterparties where girls have
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| Good snatch and nipple clamps
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| I’m supposed to be protesting at a missile plant
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| I’m supposed to be casting an unpopular vote
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| Instead of basking in a sauna, in the water in a swim trunk
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| There’s a skin chunk on my salad fork
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| There’s an inconsistancy in my valid retort
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| You can dig in an underground t-shirt bin, but you’re just
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| On the outside looking in
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| So I poured formaldehyde under your cooking skin
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| Because I’m from L.A., which means I’m a style snob
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| I can’t imagine that there’s any rapper who can put me out of a job
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| Because while they were reading 'Calvin and Hobbes' We filled
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| With lyrics and loops
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| But I’m not from your favorite group, put up your cypher circle’s sacred hoop
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| Because I’m a hoola-hooper, bazooka-shooter, new recruiter
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| Of a daisy-dukes-wearing lone groupie
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| Astroglide and play a big part in my home movies
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| Because I’m a scene slut, you facetious fucks, if y’all don’t make
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| Some noise I’ll be applying for employment at Pizza Hut
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| Let’s be level-headed, you can probably see through me
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| I’m the white man’s character’s nigger friend in the ethnocentric teen movie
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| Well? |
| shut your mouth? |
| just pay him for the green smoothie
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| Hold on- I’m still important. |
| I was the clumsy co-author
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| Of your celebrated mantra for your movement
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| Then my felt pen turned into a cold spoon, and I want my love back
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| So I await a note boom
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| Want to see my live performance? |
| No!
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| How about a? |
| No!
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| Want an unedited television appearance? |
| No!
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| Want to hear some exclusive tracks? |
| No!
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| Damn, tough crowd. |
| I thought they would always
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| Touch clouds when I bust styles, but what now?
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| What kind of name is Busdriver? |
| Is it just a wack allegory?
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| And it can’t be justified by any background story?
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| I heard he sucks live. |
| only appeals to hipsters who
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| Dress like Russian spies, who are painfully cool and have button-eyes
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| A fan will squeeze a pint of fresh juice, and it’ll discompose a recluse
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| But no childhood sex abuse can explain my terrible habits
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| That is why single is my marital status
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| That is why I’ll happily take cash advances from charitable half-wits
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| And being that I’m from the Project Blowed I’m constantly probed
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| By the weak and the dull
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| With poor and boring things asked, I’ll put a breech in the hole
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| Of their exploratory space craft with oratory weight mass, bleach for skulls
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| Because recent polls… a black rapper’s viewed as a voyeuristic dunce
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| Who doesn’t care about the B-Boyer's intrinsic hunch
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| And now indie music is instant lunch, at industry parties I piss in the punch
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| And won’t take a business card, I have a disregard for life
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| I’m not on a mission to Mars or leave satellite-dish shards in the night
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| Hold on- I’m still important. |
| I was the clumsy co-author
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| Of your celebrated mantra for your movement
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| Then my felt pen turned into a cold spoon, and I want my love back
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| So I await a note boom
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| Want to see my live performance? |
| No!
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| How about a? |
| No!
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| Want an unedited television appearance? |
| No!
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| Want to hear some exclusive tracks? |
| No!
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| Damn, tough crowd. |
| I thought they would always
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| Touch clouds when I bust styles, but what now?
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| I thought they would always go buck wild, but now
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| They want a nigga with a plucked brow
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| Wow… tough crowd… the room is fucking loud |