Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Adulting, artist - Psychostick. Date of issue: 29.10.2017
Song language: English
Adulting |
| I don’t wanna adult today |
| Things to fix, bills to pay |
| I just want to stay in bed |
| Play video games, but instead |
| I gotta get up, go to work |
| Put on my pants, iron my shirt |
| Warm up my car, did I get gas? |
| Sit in traffic, this jerk won’t let me pass |
| I’ve had enough adulting |
| No more being grown up for me |
| Let the bills pile up to the ceiling (in PJs) |
| Playing Super Mario 3 |
| No |
| I can’t do that, I gotta do the thing |
| But I don’t wanna do the thing! |
| But you gotta do the thing! |
| I’m not gonna do the thing! |
| Adulting is suffering and suffering is not for me |
| Adulting has got to be the purest form of misery |
| I don’t wanna do stuff |
| Doing stuff is stupid |
| A meaningless existence: |
| Doing stuff to live to have to do more stuff |
| You must renew your license plate, utilities need to be paid |
| Stop |
| I need a break from the stress, taxes overdue |
| Car needs an emissions test |
| I can’t take it anymore! |
| Filthy bathroom floor, and I gotta go to the store |
| Going to the store is such a bore |
| Paying bills has no thrills |
| Putting on pants is a torturous dance |
| Being an adult is the worst kind of cult |
| I’m done with adulting |
| No more being grown up for me |
| I’m gonna call off work, third day in a row |
| Eating chicken strips, playing Battletoads |
| I’m done with adulting |
| No more responsibility |
| I’m out of food and money |
| But I gotta finish season 3 |
| And they fired me. |
| I gotta find a job |
| I don’t wanna get a job! |
| But you gotta get a job! |
| I don’t want another job! |
| Spruce up your resume! |
| I hate job hunting! |
| Shave your beard! |
| No! |
| Adulting is suffering and suffering is not for me |
| Adulting has got to be the purest form of misery |
| I don’t wanna job hunt |
| Job hunting is stupid |
| A meaningless existence: |
| Work a job to live to have to work a job |
| I refuse to get a job, or do adulting stuff |
| I’d rather erect a couch cushion fortress. |
| Have a staring contest with my cat, Sergeant Snuggles |
| Rewatch all 121 episodes of Lost (still don’t get it) |
| Fall asleep with the lights on |
| Eat Ramen straight out of the pack |
| Let the dishes attract fruit flies |
| Make a Youtube page for Sergeant Snuggles |
| Look Sergeant Snuggles, a comment |
| Meow! |
| Why are you making videos of your cat? |
| Aren’t you unemployed? |
| I’ve had it. |
| Don’t you dare judge me |
| Been told since birth to follow my dreams |
| You’re looking at it. |
| I’m living the dream |
| The lifetime pursuit of absolutely nothing |
| The pursuit of nothing |
| The pursuit of nothing |
| I don’t wanna human today |
| No more brushing teeth, let them decay |
| Haven’t showered in over a week |
| I don’t even wanna think |
| Just leave me here in bed |
| Pull the covers over my head |
| Let the world think I’m dead |
| Cause I’m gonna… |
| I’m finished with adulting |
| No more being grown up for me |
| Sergeant Snuggles' Youtube page |
| Has a billion views, so I’m getting paid |
| Give up on adulting |
| You just gotta follow your dreams |
| Don’t need a job or any skills |
| When your kitty cat can pay the bills |
| Sergeant Snuggles |
| Passive income |