I am the most non-drinking of all men,
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I have moral strength.
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And our family by majority vote
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Having provided me with a list of eight sheets,
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She equipped me in the capital,
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So that I bring my daughter-in-law
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With her husband in doha,
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So that brother and woman - instant coffee,
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Two daughters-in-law on the carpet,
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Son-in-law black caviar,
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Testyu - something of the Armenian spill.
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I'm wounded, shell-shocked, I'm a little afraid
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Forget what's in order.
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I memorized a list of things,
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And he sewed the money for the lining.
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Well, that means brother - two dohas,
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Sister's husband, - perfume to him,
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Father-in-law said: “Come on, take what you get!”
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Two daughters-in-law on the carpet,
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Son-in-law squirrel caviar,
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Kumu vodka two liters - let it pour.
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I poked at the backs, wandered over the legs,
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He walked with his chest to raincoats and shirts,
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So that the list of things does not go to the enemies,
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I swallowed it without fear.
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But I remember: my brother asks for a fur coat,
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Kumu with a woman - everything in a row,
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Testu - vodka of the Yerevan spill,
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Two daughters-in-law to take the mahr,
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Son-in-law hare hole,
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And my sister doesn't care what, but it's beautiful.
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What am I, empty, to go back?
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But then I came across the goods.
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— What currency do you have? |
- they say.
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"Don't be afraid," I say, "not dollars!"
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So, fuck off me mahrs,
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The son-in-law will die without caviar,
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Father-in-law, they say, you give perfume for a hangover,
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Two daughters-in-law don't care
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Sister's husband - wine,
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Well, for me - this is yellow in a plate.
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I don't remember about pounds, about sterling words,
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Struck by a terrible thought.
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Why did I shed my blood then,
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Why did you eat that list of eight sheets,
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Why do I need rubles for lining?
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Still, you need to take a breath
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Son-in-law coffee on fur
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Kumu - horseradish, but father-in-law and beer will cost,
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Also take cognac in fluff,
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Soluble daughter-in-law
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Well, my brother will kill himself with moonshine. |