Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bagpipes On Mars, artist - Enter The Haggis. Album song Heuch !!, in the genre Кельтская музыка
Date of issue: 31.12.2002
Record label: R2
Song language: English
Bagpipes On Mars |
I read about a man who’d been |
Around the world and back again |
Built a space ship in his back yard |
And went to mars one afternoon |
When he got home late that night |
He said the people, they were kind |
Bought him drinks and entertained him |
And that’s where he’d been all this time |
But do they play the bagpipes on mars? |
Do they have a shrine to Elvis? |
Easy payments on their cars? |
And what do they know about us? |
Do they fly in flying saucers? |
Do they have to take the bus? |
Well, I got pretty curious and I built a space craft of my own |
Blew a gasket and lost my oil a half a million miles from home |
Fortunately, a family of martians came a drivin' by |
Picked me up, and their daughter liked me |
Now we’re married and the kids look fine |
But do they play the bagpipes on mars? |
Do they have a shrine to Elvis? |
Easy payments on their cars? |
And what do they know about you and me? |
Do they recycle plastic |
And steal cable TV? |
Now I got pretty homesick |
So I started up a little band |
We got famous — three gold records! |
Bought the Partridge family’s van! |
Got bombed out on Uranus |
Rave revues on Venus |
Things got hot on Mercury |
That’s where I burned my piano |
And now they’re playing bagpipes on mars |
They’ve got a drive-thru shrine to Elvis |
Photo radar on their cars |
They’ve learned everything from you and me |
They’re hanging out at singles bars |
And watching MTV |
… (yes they are) |