Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Knight In Rusty Armour, artist - Peter. Date of issue: 31.12.1966
Record label: Parlophone
Song language: English
The Knight In Rusty Armour |
| Long ago in days of old |
| There lived a knight who |
| Wasn’t quite as bold |
| As a knight should be |
| He rode an old grey mare called Bess |
| Searchin' for a damsel in distress |
| Just to see if he |
| Could set her free |
| See the knight in rusty armour ride |
| To her aid |
| Trusty sword is hanging at his side |
| With a rusty blade |
| Up the tower steps he sneaked |
| But as he moved |
| His rusty armour squeaked |
| Such a mournful note |
| And all the sentries at their posts |
| Thought it must have been the castle ghost |
| They jumped for their lives |
| In the moat |
| So the knight in rusty armour won |
| His fair maid |
| Had no need to draw his trusty sword |
| With a rusty blade |
| As he bent to kiss his bride |
| He found that he was rusted up inside |
| In his battle dress |
| And I can’t guess |
| How they still got married and had twins |
| They came in tins |
| Every suit of armour ever made has a kink |
| Chainmail pants with a missing link |