Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dragon Slayer, artist - Ninja Sex Party. Date of issue: 16.07.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Dragon Slayer |
| Why hello there. |
| You’re a very attractive young lady |
| I’d like to ask you out on the hottest of dates |
| I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors |
| Allow me to make my case… |
| This guy plays football |
| But I once won the whole super bowl by myself |
| This guy is a weightlifter |
| But I can bench an entire continental shelf |
| That dude is a scientist |
| But I already cured all diseases last week |
| And if that’s not enough lemme ask |
| When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast? |
| Oh yeah, I will rock your world |
| Cause I’m a dragon slayer, girl |
| I shall now expose my chest |
| Don’t act like you’re not impressed |
| How hard did I just seal the deal |
| With my dragon slayer steel |
| Do you feel all my sexy appeal |
| And my story that’s so very totally real |
| I rode up to the mountaintop |
| It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air |
| Til I found the Dragon’s cave |
| And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears |
| The Dragon’s breath was a blast from hell |
| And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch |
| Then I swung my horse like a club |
| And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun |
| Oh yeah, you are now in love |
| With both my dragon slaying nuts |
| I killed a demon with these hands |
| Did I say I’m also in a band? |
| In case you might need more proof |
| I brought the dragon right to you |
| Ooh! |
| it’s the one that I slew |
| He’ll attest that my story is totally true |
| Dragon dance! |
| I am a dragon! |
| Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit |
| Girl let’s go back to my place |
| Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space |
| Can you guess what’s coming next? |
| Here’s a hint: I’m talking about sex |
| This is the best day of your life |
| You’ll be my dragon slayer wife |
| All right! |
| Now it’s time to decide |
| Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight? |
| Oh, I see you’ve chosen the football player… |
| And the scientist… |
| And apparently the weightlifter as well… |
| And the dragon… |
| And Ninja Brian… |
| And the Manticore?! |
| He wasn’t even in this song! |