Translation of the song lyrics Tel qu il est - Frehel

Tel qu il est (original)

J’avais ráªvé de prendre un homme
Un gar᧠on chic et distingué
Mais je suis chipée pour la pomme
D’un mec tordu, mal balancé
Ce n’est pas un Apollon, mon Jules
Il n’est pas taillé comme un Hercule
Et máªme si il est plein de défauts
C’est lui que j’ai dans la peau
Tel qu’il est, il me plaá®t
Il me fait de l’effet
Et je l’aime
C’est un vrai gringalet
Aussi laid qu’un basset
Mais je l’aime
Il est bancal
Du coté cérébral
Mais ᧠a m’est bien égal
Qu’il a l’air anormal
C’est complet, il est muet
Ses quinquets sont en biais
C’est un fait tel qu’il est
Il me plaá®t
Il est carré mais ses épaules
Par du carton, sont rembourrées
Quand il est tout nu ᧠a fait drá´le
On n’en voit plus que la moitié
Il n’a pas un seul poil sur la táªte
Mais il en a plein sur ses gambettes
Et celui qu’il a dans la main
C’est pas du poil c’est du crin
Tel qu’il est, il me plaá®t
Il me fait de l’effet
Et je l’aime
C’est un vrai gringalet
Aussi laid qu’un basset
Mais je l’aime
Il est bancal
Du coté cérébral
Mais ᧠a m’est bien égal
Qu’il a l’air anormal
C’est complet, il est muet
Ses quinquets sont en biais
C’est un fait tel qu’il est
Il me plaá®t
Et je l’aime… Et je l’aime
Mais j’m’en fous
C’est le plus laid
Il me plaá®t

Tel qu il est (translation)

I had dreamed of taking a man
A chic and distinguished boy
But I'm snatched for the apple
Of a twisted, badly balanced guy
It's not an Apollo, my Jules
He's not cut like a Hercules
And though he's full of flaws
He's the one under my skin
As it is, I please
It affects me
And I love her
He's a real weakling
As ugly as a basset hound
But I love him
He's wonky
On the cerebral side
But I don't care
He looks abnormal
It's complete, it's mute
His quinquets are at an angle
It's a fact as it is
I like it
He's square but his shoulders
By cardboard, are padded
When he's naked it was funny
We only see half of it
He doesn't have a single hair on his head
But he's got plenty on his legs
And the one he has in his hand
It's not hair it's horsehair
As it is, I please
It affects me
And I love her
He's a real weakling
As ugly as a basset hound
But I love him
He's wonky
On the cerebral side
But I don't care
He looks abnormal
It's complete, it's mute
His quinquets are at an angle
It's a fact as it is
I like it
And I love it... And I love it
But I don't care
It's the ugliest
I like it