| I’ve seen for days that
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| You’ve got the ways that
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| Must be checked
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| In you I never can detect
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| The slightest signs of intellect
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| You’re mad on dances
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| Think of the chances
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| You neglect
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| You never seem inclined
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| To use your mind
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| And it’s quite plain to see
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| That I’m the brains of the family
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| Take a lesson from me
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| I’d rather Charleston
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| Charleston?
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| Think of what you might be
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| I’d rather Charleston
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| Charleston?
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| I’m disappointed
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| In you and your ways
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| I’m double-jointed
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| There’s no sensation
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| Like syncopation
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| Will you let me know why?
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| I’d rather Charleston
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| Charleston?
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| That’s the sort of thing I would never do
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| So leave it behind
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| And give your mind
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| To something new
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| I’d rather Charleston
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| Charleston
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| Charleston with you
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| Your way of living
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| Soon will be giving
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| Me a pain
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| You just repeat that same refrain
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| You use your feet and not your brain
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| Something has got you
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| I don’t know what you
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| Hope to gain
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| And after all I’ve done
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| It’s not much fun
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| To have a sister who’s
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| Got her brain in her dancing shoes
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| Take a lesson from me
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| I’d rather Charleston
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| Charleston?
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| When you’re older, you’ll see
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| I’d rather Charleston
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| Charleston?
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| The great improvements
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| I looked for in you!
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| I like improvements
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| They make new plastic
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| Just like elastic
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| Say, don’t you ever keep cool?
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| I’d rather Charleston
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| Charleston?
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| That’s the sort of thing silly people do
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| Say, haven’t you read
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| What Lincoln said
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| In '62?
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| I’d rather Charleston
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| Charleston
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| Charleston with you |