Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Asshole Song , by - Worlds Greatest DadRelease date: 10.05.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Asshole Song |
| If I was closer to you |
| I would stay in your dorm room |
| I would beg you to lay in bed with me all day |
| If I was closer to you |
| I would take you to the movies |
| Hold your hand and tell you sweet things |
| Call you «baby» |
| And if I wasn’t such an asshole |
| I would answer all your phone calls |
| I’d reply to all your letters and tell you how much you really mean |
| Baby, I’m mean |
| Unless I’m drunk |
| I said I’m only nice when I’m drunk |
| And I’m not drunk often enough |
| And if I hadn’t left you |
| I’d probably still hate the sunset |
| I’d hate watching you get dressed and ready in the mornings for school |
| And if I hadn’t left you |
| I’d probably still hate me |
| For thinking someone like you could break me and make me feel a fool |
| Baby, I’m mean |
| Unless I’m drunk |
| Said I’m only nice when I’m drunk |
| And I’m not drunk often enough |
| Oh baby, I’m mean |
| Unless I think that I’m dying |
| I think I’m dying all of the time |
| I think that I’ll call |
| And fuck it all |
| And if I wasn’t such an asshole |
| I would make a conversation |
| I would ask you how your day went |
| Like I give a fuck about it |
| And if I wasn’t such an asshole |
| I would answer all your phone calls |
| I’d reply to all your letters and tell you how much you really mean |
| But you don’t |
| Oh baby, I’m mean |
| Unless I think that I’m dying |
| I think that I’m dying all of the time |
| I think that I’ll call |
| And fuck it all |