Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Shag Carpet, artist - WHY?. Date of issue: 09.08.2012
Song language: English
Shag Carpet |
| Sick on the brink of a new lurk for kicks |
| A true new low for the old pone to fix |
| Mood hyped, teen night, over at the roller rink |
| Rehearsing slow lewd winks, nude, at the men’s room sink, ya’ll |
| Evil, pink, small, lesser, surly, and lurid |
| Open girlies for leisure, never not where the youth is |
| Son, the putrid things I’ve done for purely my pleasure? |
| It’s horrid |
| Surely at 30-plus it must seem untoward |
| Dirty stories untold |
| Mass nasty sex in the dorms |
| Don’t ask me when I was born |
| Less known is best come morn' |
| Yes, you’d never guess, but in this form I’m a mess |
| And with this heavy chest I can’t rest |
| What’s your name? |
| So I put the porn in a poem to confess and atone |
| I address the past and ask why I’m alone |
| In a torn tone I preach peace and poor from the pulpit |
| But at home, Jack Kennedy sheaths and shag carpet |
| Purchased parkas from Marshalls at ridiculous markups |
| Out at farmer’s markets and high thread count garments |
| And on FourSquare this morning, like an old yoga yuppie |
| I checked in at Krogers in a gold pullover toga like «fuck it» |
| What’s your name? |
| I use the first person cause it sounds more urgent |
| But the truth is I probably knew myself less than you did |
| I’m so lonesome that I’d let you take me out |
| If you looked like my ex-girlfriend or Zooey Deschanel |
| But heed this honey, even if I beg for relations |
| You should try to only keep me as a distant acquaintance |
| Yeah, but I’m too persistent for that to work |
| And what’s worse is when you finally fall asleep |
| I’m gonna go through your purse |
| What’s your name? |