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Date of issue: 18.07.2014
Song language: English
Nature's Pocket |
Stench, |
Wafting, from under the desk, |
Queefs are puffing out of her and clap between her thighs, |
A yeast infection caused by forcing foreign objects in her vulva, |
Tara is plump and she’s hot as fuck, |
All the office guys leer at her cans all day, |
New guy Darren gets invited to her flat, |
For a few beers, and some nibbles, |
They burst into the living room, |
Kissing, grunting moaning, |
Darren throws her down, |
Tearing off her briefs, |
Rotten odour makes him wince, |
He still decides to cup her genitals, |
Then something drips and pools in his hand, |
A cluster of wet paper clips, |
What in Gods name, |
I’ve stolen a few items from work, |
Mr. Stanley can go get fucked, |
Please help me declutter and I’m all yours, |
Dont understand, |
Tara dacks her huge titties, |
Wow, |
I suppose I could help you out, |
Open your legs, |
Nervously fisting, |
Digits flailing around in her loose hole, |
Daz, cant believe what he finds, |
He sweats profusely, |
A box of staples, |
Two yellow sticky note pads, |
Some scissors, |
Pocket calculators, |
A worlds greatest boss coffee, |
Mug and a framed picture of Mr. Stanleys children, |
With their dog Sid, |
Tara tell me that did not just fucking happen? |
Just put it in my arsehole, |
Darren rolls her over, |
Slags on her date, |
Feeds his penis in just a little bit before something blocks his thrust, |
Pulling out a faeces covered pack of bic pens, |
This is bullshit, I’ll have a pull. |