
Date of issue: 19.08.2015
Song language: English
My Strange Addiction |
Scabs, festi sores and rashes all over his mouth. |
The terminus is where he wets his whistle. |
This silly bloke is addicted to swigging on other people’s piss. |
«I'll grab a pot of Carlton please». |
The barman discretely vomits in his mouth a little. |
Skolls down his pot then skips to the dunnys. |
Opens the door to see if the coast is clear. |
Instantly he smells the urinal. |
Dollar signs in his eyes as he approaches it. |
The drain is half blocked with bits of chewy. |
There’s massive lugys floating in the urine. |
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Yes!" he scoops up a pot of his favourite drink. |
Hiding in the shitter as the local barflies stagger in. |
Slowly sipping, smiling heaps, starts to whisper to the fluids. |
You have such a bitter tang, the one that I desire, I heart you". |
In the dunny for an hour popping out for the odd refill. |
He’s lucky enough to scoop up some blood on one run |
After one month of this behaviour, his mouth looks disgusting. |
He is finding it hard to go out in public i this stage. |
He tries to grow an awesome beard, it’s patchy and fill of puss, |
He looks fucking revolting. |
For someone that hasn’t had a root for a decade, he has pretty much every STI |
that is known to man, |
Hepatitis A-Z, cunts skin has yellowed so much he looks like a Simpson |