| There’s 7 billion 46 million people on the planet
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| And most of us have the audacity to think we matter
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| Hey, you hear the one about the comedian who croaked?
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| Someone stabbed him in the heart, just a little poke
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| But he keeled over ‘cause he went into battle wearing chain mail made of jokes
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| Hey, you hear the one about the screenwriter who passed away?
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| He was giving elevator pitches and the elevator got stuck halfway
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| He ended up eating smushed sandwiches they pushed through a crack in the door
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| And repeating the same crappy screenplay idea about talking dogs 'til his last
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| day
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| Hey, you hear the one about the fisherman who passed?
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| He didn’t jump off that ledge
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| He just stepped out into the air and pulled the ground up towards him really
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| fast
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| Like he was pitching a line and went fishing for concrete
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| The earth is a drum and he’s hitting it on beat
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| The reason there’s smog in Los Angeles is ‘cause if we could see the stars
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| If we could see the context of the universe in which we exist
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| And we could see how small each one of us is
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| Against the vastness of what we don’t know
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| No one would ever audition for a McDonalds commercial again
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| And then where would we be?
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| No frozen dinners and no TV
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| And is that a world we want to text in?
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| Either someone just microwaved popcorn
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| Or I hear the sound of a thousand people pulling their heads out of their asses
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| in rapid succession
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| The people are hunched over in Boston
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| They’re starting app stores and screen printing companies in San Francisco
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| They’re grinning in Los Angeles like they’ve got fishhooks in the corners of
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| their mouth
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| But don’t paint me like the good guy ‘cause every time I write
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| I get to choose the angle that you view me and select the nicest light
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| You wouldn’t respect me if you heard the typewriter chatter tap tap
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| Tapping through my mind at night
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| The same stupid tape loop of old sitcom dialogue
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| And tattered memories of a girl I got to grind on in high school
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| Filed carefully on rice paper
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| My heart is a colored pencil
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| But my brain is an eraser
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| I don’t want a real girl, I want to trace her from a catalogue
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| Truth be told I’m unlikely to hold you down
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| Cause my soul is a crowded subway train
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| And people keep deciding to get on the next one that rolls through town
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| I’m joining a false movement in San Francisco
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| I’m frowning and hunched over in Boston
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| I’m smiling in Los Angeles like I’ve got fishhooks in the corners of my mouth
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| And I’m celebrating on weekends
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| Because there are 7 billion 47 million people on the planet
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| And I have the audacity to think I matter
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| I know it’s a lie but I prefer it to the alternative
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| Because I’ve got a tourniquet tied at my elbow / I’ve got
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| A blunt wrap filled with compliments and I’m burnin it
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| You say to go to sleep but I been bouncing off my bedroom walls since I was
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| hecka small
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| We’re every age at once and tucked inside ourselves like Russian nesting dolls
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| My mother is an 8 year old girl
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| My grandson is a 74 year old retiree whose kidneys just failed
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| And that’s the glue between me and you
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| That’s the screws and nails
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| We live in a house made of each other
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| And if that sounds strange that’s because it is
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| Someone please freeze time so I can run around turning everyone’s pockets
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| inside out
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| And remember…
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| You didn’t see shit |