| I’m going down
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| I’m going down
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| I’m going down
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| On you
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| I’m breathing deep then I leap in
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| I’m going under
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| Like eating that V’s the key to how we can beat global hunger
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| Achieve total peace on earth
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| I’m a freak, I’m a local wonder
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| More lung capacity than Freddie Mercury vocal numbers
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| I plunder the briny deep
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| A spelunker plunging in, hunkering down in between those puffy pink walls
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| Like a fallout bunker
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| And if I never emerge to the surface don’t gimme shit
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| In twenty years I’m back like Kimmy Schmidt (wassup)
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| Hold up, wait (Hold up, wait)
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| Cause I really gotta set one thing straight
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| I’m not chowing on the chocha so that you’ll reciprocate
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| I just go in (go in)
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| No strings (no strings)
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| Tastes great (tastes great)
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| Fun times (vitamins!)
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| I got a wand tongue
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| I’m doing sorcery
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| If you don’t want none
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| Well that’s just more for me
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| I’m going down
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| I’m going down
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| On you
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| I’m going down on you like I like it but bruh I’m lyin'
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| Cause I don’t like it, I love it that shit’s my valentine
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| One tiny warning—I'm dining on your gourmet form until the morning
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| Performing like it’ll stop global warming
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| My palate has got no equal
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| Talent could vanquish evil
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| And maybe make Rick Moranis be in the Ghostbusters sequel
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| One taste and I’m wailing «god bless!» |
| (god bless!)
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| Until you quiver I will not rest (not rest)
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| Licking repeatedly like your beaver’s a square reader
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| And my tongue is a VISA debit card that failed to process
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| It’s like the Miracle Worker and I’m blind and I’m deaf and dumb
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| Plus each inch of my body’s numb except for the tip of my tongue
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| And each Wikipedia topic’s printed in microscopic raised ink on your clit
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| So the single option I got to know something about this wonderful globe that
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| We come from so locate your swollen bean and then probe the folds of it
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| Fiendishly til you cum about infinity times
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| And baby that isn’t a crime
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| I’m going down
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| I’m going down
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| I’m going down
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| On you
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| Given our planet’s gender ratio
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| It’d be a mockery glossing over fellatio (there he go)
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| Meaning that really fucking quick
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| I gotta touch on sucking dick
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| Many guys visualize giving BJs and say «eww»
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| But can we just please give smoking pole a calm objective view?
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| I’m pretty straight, but I’ll state: sexuality’s an arc
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| Maybe I can suck a flashlight so my soul will not be dark
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| Why couldn’t I get sexual with a man at all?
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| At thirteen I was in my bedroom fucking stuffed animals
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| If I can bang an inanimate object can’t I jam the crotch of a man in my jaw and
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| softly massage it?
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| Fellas vomit like «what if the sausage is smelling hella funky?»
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| Don’t you wash your fucking junk, B?
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| Of course I wouldn’t devour icky salami
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| But that goes the same for encountering stinky punani
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| So in this scenario where I brush my teeth with a penis
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| Let’s assume that the penis we’re dealing with sparkles the cleanest of all
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| Penis penis on the wall
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| With those well proportioned balls
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| I’m going down
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| I’m going down
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| I’m going down
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| I’m going down
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| I’m going down
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| Down, down, down
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| I’m going down
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| So let’s say you’re okay with your lips around a cock
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| But you still can’t wrap your mind around the final moneyshot
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| Don’t give up! |
| If the nut is what truly makes it foul
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| Then just get him close to busting and hand him a paper towel
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| Yup! |
| No gravy on your chin!
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| Yup! |
| Everybody wins!
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| Yup! |
| Squirrel to an acorn
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| Dudes like to look at dicks in their straight porn
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| Put your hands up if you got hangups
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| Put your hands up if you got hangups
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| If I could get with it I’d have a wider ocean I’m fishing in
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| But I’m inhibited by my social conditioning
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| So where my head’s at present the odds are gloomy
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| That I would agree to feast on a D that’s presented to me
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| But I’m not officially ruling out
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| That at some point in my life I’ll have a dingaling in my mouth |