| My policy is to call em as I see em no filler
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| Quality people lift me up like the coliseum pillars
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| Some go from pitching religion to sipping on kombucha
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| Politicians switching positions like it’s the Kama Sutra
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| Our narcissism has got us caught up like bars in prison
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| Claim we’re winning gargling seven dicks and a jar of jizzum
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| Your mommas a true beauty
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| Butt makes me weep, I call it a «boo-hooty»
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| Truly a hot mom
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| Other moms are doing their squats wrong
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| And if you don’t dig it when I spit it like an open spigot and I’m doing my duty
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| To drop bombs
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| False modesty is a guilty habit
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| Some people simply have it
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| But the fact is I would not have spent a decade doing this
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| If I did not believe I was at least tiny bit ridiculously filthy at it
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| Wrote a book to branch out
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| After tour let’s have a singalong and camp out
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| Cause I came here for a single reason
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| And that’s for friendship
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| And for drinking til I can’t count—now
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| If you’re Jesus then we break bread
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| If you’re Beavis then we butt heads
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| If you’re a butthead, or a fake friend
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| I smack ya back to Hollywood enough said
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| Skin cream jars
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| Thin teen stars
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| Wanna hear a laugher?
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| A white rapper walks into 16 bars
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| I am large, I contain multitudes
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| I’m in charge of a strange cult of dudes
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| Infinity versions of me in parallel universes from total teddy bear to ultra
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| rude
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| True, I don’t measure power by bravado, libido
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| Or by popping bottles with Hefner in the grotto in speedos
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| I’m never sharing my moscato if you suck like mosquito
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| So «open up» said the taco to the burrito, motherfucker
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| Don’t be nice, don’t be nice
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| Drop all the fuckery, stop it you ugly ignoramus
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| Don’t be nice, don’t be rude and brainless
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| Don’t be super basic
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| Don’t move if you’re contagious
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| Don’t be nice la-la-la-la-la
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| Don’t be nice I’m not listening
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| Don’t be nice, don’t be nice
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| Got nothing nice to say then—don't be nice
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| Gather the wicked to sacrifice
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| Sucking the dick of the antichrist
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| Kicking the bucket is vital to life I know that’s the price
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| Don’t be candy striped
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| Don’t be parasites
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| Don’t do me dirty
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| Don’t think you’re worthy
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| Don’t hurt me
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| Mercy is not a courtesy currently that occurs to me
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| I turn up eternally, you will not stop it
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| True my crew hotter than hot pockets
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| (This dude Watsky too cocky, let’s cock block it)
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| We do what we do because it’s true to us
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| While few puppets in suits up at the top profit
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| And if you got a new coup then I do not knock it
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| But I bukkake your Bugati with snot rockets |