
Date of issue: 11.08.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Steel Wool
Song language: English
The One |
Everywhere I look it seems like everybody’s pairing off |
I’m staring at the pairs like they were tits on Lara Croft |
Even all the dogs I see are clicking so terrific |
Picking out their favorite puppy’s ass to sniff and stickin with it |
All the faker single ladies twerkin to Beyoncé |
Every single one of em is somebody’s fiancée |
You never spilled your guts. |
You wanted to yell your say |
Wait a couple years and try again when they’re divorcees |
All the gentlemen are trynna get the pussy, wanna make that pelvis scream |
But when I hit it and I quit it then it never really helps my self-esteem |
We want some tonsil hockey, but we got hecka cocky |
Overfished the ocean, so we’re running low on tekka maki |
Sushi douchey dudes are saying 'do me' but we’re doomed |
We run away from keepers and go creepin on the goons |
Most men and women full of crap, need a laxative |
Want the ass when I’m waxin it, Uncle Sam how I’m taxin it |
Do a backflip and try to land in it, then abandon it, pretty soon we’re back to |
I don’t believe in «the one» |
There’s no such thing as «the one» |
Wonderland is where I’ll find an Alice who is radical |
But I’m drunk on Facebook now and diving down that rabbit hole |
Checkin on my ex and soon I’m creepin on her lover |
And when the picture buffers I see her new boyfriend’s buffer than me |
Got those upper pecs his fuckin V-neck couldn’t cover |
My dick is pretty lonely but my nuts still got each other |
I suffer, suffer from a habit, yes I’m an addict |
But someone else is out there, it’s just simple mathematics |
There’s over 7 billion mothafuckas on the planet and 4 billion of us are of |
legal age |
That’s 2 billion ladies, 4 billion tittays, and I bet a couple of em aren’t |
engaged |
And I get it you’ve been looking for the one but they been running trynna hide |
like Kony |
And you’re gonna find em if you’re getting back into the saddle, |
baby ride that pony |
And if you never get over that early lover then it sucks for you |
Gotta admit that it’s difficult to be watching her with him but everybody want |
a love that’s true |
I’m waiting, batin' patiently, yo I’m a catch |
I’m losing my head, playing musical beds, and looking for «the one» that match |
I don’t believe in «the one» |
There’s no such thing as «the one» |
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