Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The One , by - Watsky. Song from the album All You Can Do, in the genre Рэп и хип-хопRelease date: 11.08.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Steel Wool
Song language: English
The One |
| Everywhere I look it seems like everybody’s pairing off |
| I’m staring at the pairs like they were tits on Lara Croft |
| Even all the dogs I see are clicking so terrific |
| Picking out their favorite puppy’s ass to sniff and stickin with it |
| All the faker single ladies twerkin to Beyoncé |
| Every single one of em is somebody’s fiancée |
| You never spilled your guts. |
| You wanted to yell your say |
| Wait a couple years and try again when they’re divorcees |
| All the gentlemen are trynna get the pussy, wanna make that pelvis scream |
| But when I hit it and I quit it then it never really helps my self-esteem |
| We want some tonsil hockey, but we got hecka cocky |
| Overfished the ocean, so we’re running low on tekka maki |
| Sushi douchey dudes are saying 'do me' but we’re doomed |
| We run away from keepers and go creepin on the goons |
| Most men and women full of crap, need a laxative |
| Want the ass when I’m waxin it, Uncle Sam how I’m taxin it |
| Do a backflip and try to land in it, then abandon it, pretty soon we’re back to |
| I don’t believe in «the one» |
| There’s no such thing as «the one» |
| Wonderland is where I’ll find an Alice who is radical |
| But I’m drunk on Facebook now and diving down that rabbit hole |
| Checkin on my ex and soon I’m creepin on her lover |
| And when the picture buffers I see her new boyfriend’s buffer than me |
| Got those upper pecs his fuckin V-neck couldn’t cover |
| My dick is pretty lonely but my nuts still got each other |
| I suffer, suffer from a habit, yes I’m an addict |
| But someone else is out there, it’s just simple mathematics |
| There’s over 7 billion mothafuckas on the planet and 4 billion of us are of |
| legal age |
| That’s 2 billion ladies, 4 billion tittays, and I bet a couple of em aren’t |
| engaged |
| And I get it you’ve been looking for the one but they been running trynna hide |
| like Kony |
| And you’re gonna find em if you’re getting back into the saddle, |
| baby ride that pony |
| And if you never get over that early lover then it sucks for you |
| Gotta admit that it’s difficult to be watching her with him but everybody want |
| a love that’s true |
| I’m waiting, batin' patiently, yo I’m a catch |
| I’m losing my head, playing musical beds, and looking for «the one» that match |
| I don’t believe in «the one» |
| There’s no such thing as «the one» |